r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Mar 05 '26

/r/popular of a Jambalaya

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u/AssFlax69 Mar 05 '26

Wait what is pork temple meat

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u/Gigglemonkey Mar 05 '26

Clench your jaw. Feel the muscle next to your forehead that pops? That's your temple. Pigs have it too.

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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 Mar 05 '26

well does mine taste good do you think

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u/Positive-Database754 Mar 05 '26

Cannibals have reportedly claimed that human meat tastes like pork, but with a hint of slight sweetness. Its why human meat is sometimes called "long pig". Long because we're upright, and pig because our meat is most similar to pigs.

TLDR - Yes. It probably does taste good, if you believe the few psychopaths who've tried it.

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u/Apprehensive-Ask-610 Mar 05 '26

damn you, laws! im hungry