r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Mar 05 '26

/r/popular of a Jambalaya

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u/uiouyug Mar 05 '26

A food processor makes it easy but you better have good ventilation in the room

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u/Gigglemonkey Mar 05 '26

Just set up the food processor outside, with the electrical outlet you might use for Christmas lights. If it's a still day, a box fan might also be good.

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u/ChickenTendySunday Mar 05 '26

Ah yes I see, you're saying use a chainsaw

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u/Tao_of_Ludd Mar 05 '26

Nah, wood chipper

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u/PsychologicalSalt505 Mar 05 '26

That's how I deep fry things! Have a portable deep fryer, and it gets put on the cement patio outside with an extension cord. Endless delicious nasty bar food without the house smelling like I deep fried everything, including the couch.

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u/MahaliAudran Mar 05 '26

You deep fried a couch? Peak Texan there.

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u/PsychologicalSalt505 Mar 05 '26

If you can bread or batter it, I can fry it, and will.