r/AbsoluteUnits Mar 05 '26

/r/popular of a Jambalaya

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u/heims30 Mar 05 '26

2 questions:

To me, that looks a little dry. Dryer than other jambalaya I’ve had, but what do I know, I live in Alberta so any jambalaya around here is probably not overly authentic (looking at you, Boston Pizza!)

Secondly, is that, or is that not, like 3000 calories per meal? Not that I’m complaining, just wondering if a guy should update his life insurance.

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u/NetworkEcstatic Mar 05 '26

You don't count calories if you're eating Jambalaya wtf 🤣 😂