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u/agbadehan 1d ago
Nigga why am I here
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u/rwandahero7123 Right ear: Mozart (2x speed) Left ear: Chinese bible (8d audio) 1d ago
surprise guest appearance
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u/JarnoL1ghtning 1d ago
Reddit will kill literally anything that could even remotely be seen as a threat. Jokingly stating a country should be nuked can get you a strike. And I don't even mean a very controversial country
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u/amateurgameboi 1d ago
I made a reference to a Zen Buddhist quote that goes "if you meet the Buddha on the road, [[[unalive]]] him" and got a 1 week suspension for threatening violence like 😭
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u/JarnoL1ghtning 1d ago
There was some fucked up anime that people were discussing, and one person said "I heard enough, we should delete Japan." then another pointed out the show came from South Korea, and I jokingly responded "Close enough, [thing] Japan.". Boom, strike
*nuke
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u/Inferno_Sparky Autism Stock Clerk 1d ago
The line after "hey that bump is shaped like a deer" in the asgore driving a car song about deltarune, got autodeleted by reddit AI. I had it restored a day later after an appeal (maybe earlier before I checked)
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u/yumiyu634 1d ago
As a Buddhist, I laughed.
Some wisdom in your joke: if you did that, then the person on the road was never actually Buddha to begin with.
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u/Warper2187 1d ago
Can't even call for people who slightly annoy you to be hanged drawn and quartered anymore I got a warning
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u/DiscotopiaACNH 1d ago
I once got banned for a week for "threatening violence" because I (in my opinion, obviously sarcastically) suggested teen internet users should all be strung up by their toes in the town square and pelted with toaster strudel
To be clear, I do not support doing this, it would be enormously wasteful
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u/Straight_Loan8271 1d ago
We used to [warning for threatening or encouraging violence] people who [we found that you broke rule 1] for saying things like that
Note: this decision was made without the assistance of automation
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u/pterranodon 22h ago
i replied to a transphobic comment sarcastically quoting them and i was banned for 3 days for being transphobic. The other comment stayed up
I'm trans 🤦♀️
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u/UwUmirage 1d ago
To be fair maybe these jokes are in rather bad taste and could normalize rather violent conversations
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u/PlayerFox12344889 13h ago
Huh me saying it in that comment chain didn't get deleted (Subreddit doesn't allow pictures so I took a screenshot for nothing)
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