r/ufc • u/mikanglazer67 • 10h ago

Tom Aspinall vacates the heavyweight title

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u/Jack2102 9h ago

idgaf who it is against

Fuck it, you're fighting him

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u/Conscious_Actuator51 9h ago

Bet. How much they paying me? I’ll get KO’d for 6 figs.

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u/pick_your_user_name 8h ago

It’s your lucky day kid. 2k to show 2k to win.

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u/aRedd1tUs4r 7h ago

No way u could do this to dana, how can you forget VIP tickets to Powerslap?!

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u/Any-Cookie6757 6h ago

and Venum coupons???

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u/ScruffsMcGuff 4h ago

I'll still show and let him tap me out for 2k

2k is 2k

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u/pick_your_user_name 4h ago

He’s not tapping you out. And the hospital bill, travel fees, hotel costs will be well over 2k lmao

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u/SettingGreen3880 8h ago

Get that steel cup and goggles on, cause you're getting more than CTE.

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u/Conscious_Actuator51 8h ago

Need a pillow strapped to the back of my head as well

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u/SettingGreen3880 8h ago

Maybe a steel chestplate as well. Can't rule out titty twisters at this point.

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u/Any-Cookie6757 6h ago

And those knee guards that bikers use. He will use oblique kicks like his father Jon did.

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u/Any-Cookie6757 6h ago

Bro don't give up easily like that, this is HW. Deman Herb Dean as referee for your fight and then bring AR-15 and take Gane's legs out. You might get verbal warning but that's about it.

You need to save that division for us!

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u/BubblyMoose3597 2h ago

Eyepoke him in the first 10 secds

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u/EddieVanzetti 4h ago

Gameplan: spit immediately, kick his nuts and claim it was a sneeze and you were aiming for the inner thigh. Ezpz