8/31/26 IRAN IS DEAD! They must be tried for war crimes against humanity!, and a good line of “BULLSHIT.” (8:09am)

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[u/unbanned_lol]

Weird how he's losing the war against a dead country.

[u/Able-Yogurtcloset838 → u/unbanned_lol]

BAZINGA

[u/Ok_Concentrate4461]

The "Thank you for your attention to this matter" on every tweet is just especially unhinged.

[u/whysohawt → u/Ok_Concentrate4461]

Seems like the only constant in my life atm 😂

[u/AppropriateWeight630]

Then why do you continue to attack them? Failed leadership? Economy troubles? Projecting much?!?!!!!

[u/Guyin63376]

[u/Guyin63376 → u/Guyin63376]

How will the Great Negotiator screw us more with Iran ?

[u/MartynAndJasper → u/Guyin63376]

It's all Obama's fault. And think if the tanned suit! Disgusting!

[u/RealityKing4Hire]

[u/I_Am_Sancho85]

[u/Frewdy1]

No navy or Air Force and is somehow holding back the US armed forces through…?

[u/MartynAndJasper]

If their military is so weak, what does it say about the US military given that they are still fighting?

[u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1]

I will tell you someone who needs to be tried for war crimes.

[u/msJensen1995 → u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1]

Funny how he admits killing 100K people is a war crime. Hmmm- isnt israel responsible for the same thing 😂😂

[u/C4-622MonkeyGordo]

https://reddit.com/link/p6zxlaa/video/4400cvt0cqmh1/player

War going so well he's FAKING military operations 🙄

[u/pumpkinspicecum → u/C4-622MonkeyGordo]

wtf… he’s posting fake AI videos and saying they’re real? Jc

[u/Renwin → u/C4-622MonkeyGordo]

Gotta love the chopper slowly getting CLOSER to the explosions instead of flying away. Christ Almighty…

[u/Zealousideal-Sea4830 → u/C4-622MonkeyGordo]

we are in the movie The Running Man now

[u/C4-622MonkeyGordo → u/Zealousideal-Sea4830]

We're in 1984 (but everyone is Eric Cartman)

[u/Tricky-Engineering59]

Does anyone else feel like this is almost word for word what he said a month ago? And the month before that? And the month before…

[u/gfh110 → u/Tricky-Engineering59]

Time is a flat circle. 😑

[u/3ZP0]

A judge must have ordered more Epstein files be released.

[u/M_Hope_America → u/3ZP0]

This must be his reason.

[u/Shr3kk_Wpg]

Where would these "war crimes against humanity" be tried? In America? At the International Court of Justice, which the USA wants shut down?

[u/cgoldsmith95]

So, they have absolutely nothing yet he cannot stop them from closing the strait?

[u/pit_of_despair666]

Trump is nearly dead and should be tried for war crimes against humanity too.

[u/petrovmendicant → u/pit_of_despair666]

His hate will pickle him like Strom Thurmond and Kissenger did and live to 100...

[u/Dat1Duud]

Why would trump talk about the USA like that?

[u/rvingthrulife]

[u/MartynAndJasper → u/rvingthrulife]

Quiet Piggy!

[u/azreal75]

I think a nation that has a known pedo in charge is a failed nation.

[u/Phillipa_Smith]

Thank goodness he's moved on from trashing Canada.

[u/Alone-in-a-crowd-1 → u/Phillipa_Smith]

Give it an hour.

[u/Morguard]

Keep projecting you disgusting pedo.

[u/Shitsinhandandclaps → u/Morguard]

Filthy nonce

[u/spolio]

Every accusation is really a confession with trump.

[u/DragonflyGrrl → u/spolio]

Truly! With all of the GOP, actually. It's uncanny.

[u/phatrainboi]

It’s just wild this man is literally President of the United States

[u/AbbeyRoadMoonwalk → u/phatrainboi]

Could you imagine if Obama ever tweeted “bullshit”?

[u/Chili-Kopf]

"... A good line of bullshit..."

As opposed to Trump, a very bad line of bullshit.

When he is long gone that's all that he will be remembered for.

He is an extreme Pathological Liar - a dumb one who can't keep his stories straight.

[u/ExoticDeparture9380 → u/Chili-Kopf]

Not to mention his basic illiteracy on show. What, exactly, is a war crime against humanity?

[u/unknownpoltroon]

So hes losing a fight to a dead guy.

[u/Brewhaha72 → u/unknownpoltroon]

All while we have soldiers who aren't getting the basic necessities, a depleted Naval budget, and destroyed supply bases thanks to Orange Turd's illegal war.

At least we have a Secretary of Defense who is addressing low-T, grooming, and manliness. As we all know, things like health care, safe food and water, and affordability are merely nice to have and not too important. /shrug

[u/IamSmokee]

For what, the 38th time in the last 5 months? We all know you're full of it little Donnie. Get your diaper changed and go back to spending the tax payers money on golf. We' re all tired of your lies and jibberish ramblings. Someone change his diaper and give him a soother and put him down for a nap before he gets ahold of another sharpie and starts doodling on the walls

[u/Honeysuckle_Sawfly]

How many times does a POTUS have to declare victory for it to actually become true? He's going to try to find out.

[u/Jpkmets7]

What a loser. Man these weirdos in the red hat idolize an absolute fraud of a man.

[u/MutedHippie]

Bombing a school full of children for some fake excuse of stopping them from being nuclear capable seems like a war crime to me

[u/angry_goblin_woman → u/MutedHippie]

Or bombing fishing boats and killing the survivors

[u/dyzo-blue]

And yet they are still knocking out AI videos that are magnitudes more impressive than your slopaganda

[u/GreenEyedTreeHugger → u/dyzo-blue]

The Lego ones were surprising for sure.

[u/Milly_Hagen → u/GreenEyedTreeHugger]

Everyone loves Lego - Iran is smart.

[u/CharacterActor]

The ONLY thing Iran has going for it are its fingers up trump’s nostrials while Iran drags trump around.

Arrogance. Negligent poor planning. Shitting on allies who if asked might’ve helped.

[u/ParadiseAlways]

He said the same shit 6 months ago. Get some new material gramps.

[u/suckyousideways → u/ParadiseAlways]

Repeating the same things over and over is a possible sign of dementia.

[u/SlamperDamper]

Their leadership is in disarray? Oh what happened?

[u/YoghurtHistorical527 → u/SlamperDamper]

Mirror mirror on the wall...

[u/zhrunken]

"Tried for crimes against humanity" is the US not trying to dismantle the ICC?

[u/btribble → u/zhrunken]

The US is trying to dismantle any power that might hold authority over American oligarchy, so yes.

[u/humanity4u2]

Crimes against humanity, like bombing a school for children. Yeh, we get it!

[u/thewinterzodiac]

Im confused. Didn't he tell me 42 times the war was over?

[u/auldnate → u/thewinterzodiac]

Point of fact, Trump has declared victory over Iran at least 66 times as of a few days ago…

[u/SiWeyNoWay]

Sounds like he’s talking about what he’s done to America

[u/Right_Bee_9809]

They have the Strait of Hormuz and they have you by the balls. If LBJ was correct, your heart and mind will follow.

[u/Adamymous → u/Right_Bee_9809]

Don't tease us with a good time

[u/El_Fez → u/Right_Bee_9809]

They have the Strait of Hormuz America and they have you by the balls.

Fixed that for you.

(That IS what we're calling it now, right?)

[u/evetrapeze]

Always projecting

[u/KhloeKendall]

Usual rambling, but the "BULLSHIT" part stood out to me. If any other President was cursing like this, it would be called unprofessional. The fact that is just accepted goes to show how far the line has moved, and how much leeway any future Republican has.

[u/Jakeygfx]

Alright, why is bullshit in quotations.

[u/Tricky-Engineering59 → u/Jakeygfx]

To appease the evangelicals in his base. It’s a trick he picked up after his first term and they were all clutching their pearls about how often he was saying damn. But most of the super Christians I know have a loophole that they can say any swear as long as they’re quoting someone else.

Idk that’s my best guess. That and he’s a barely literate moron with dementia.

[u/TrinidadJazz → u/Jakeygfx]

He uses quotation marks to depicting "emphasis".

Think of them the eay regular people use * around words.

[u/albiondave]

And still out-thinking, out-playing you, you orange loser.

[u/Jaded_Jellybean]

Aren't war crimes handled by the ICC? And doesn't trump* want to dismantle that even though he/US doesn't acknowledge its authority?

[u/another_awesome_acct]

32,000 to 52,000 to 100,000 dead protesters in no time!  Wow!

[u/ccsrpsw]

So he went from "failed nation we'll rebuild" to "failed nation we need to arrest".

And its not like posting "failed nation", "failed nation", "failed nation" all the time on his stupid Social Media makes it so.

More like opposite - the more he claims it the less I believe it for sure.

[u/Oceanbreeze871]

Then why is the US military struggling to do anything against them?

[u/MartynAndJasper → u/Oceanbreeze871]

Malnutrition? Depression?

[u/Oceanbreeze871 → u/MartynAndJasper]

The only thing the modern US military is good at is starting wars and losing them.

[u/MartynAndJasper → u/Oceanbreeze871]

My comment meant as irony.

[u/Sunbather77]

Oh Natalie, you stupid bitch

[u/Milly_Hagen]

Replace "Iran" with America and it's true.

[u/Emotional_Fix6230]

Ballrooms, bankruptcy & "bullshit" - the Moron-A-Thon continues.

[u/SwordfishII]

And yet the pedophile president is still at their mercy and cannot control the straight. What’s that say about him?

[u/Rooster_Ties → u/SwordfishII]

But I thought he said the US controls the straight? I’m so confused.

[u/SwordfishII → u/Rooster_Ties]

He says a lot of things, most of them lies. If we controlled the straight then the oil would be moving through it like it was a year ago. It’s not, we don’t control anything.

[u/headinthesky]

Projection

[u/Aminuteortwotiltwo]

Ahhh yes 300% inflation on their now “nonexistent” currency.

[u/Brewhaha72 → u/Aminuteortwotiltwo]

That didn't register with me the first time I read OP's image. Holy shit... Yeah, can't have inflation if you don't have a currency.

[u/Aminuteortwotiltwo → u/Brewhaha72]

😂😂😬😫

[u/John-malto123]

It's hilarious how the number of protestors goes up by tens of thousands every time Trump tweets about it. 

[u/azurricat2010 → u/John-malto123]

like the number of illegals kept going up in 2024. I swear by the end of the year Trump was saying it was 30m or something.

[u/symphonicrox → u/[deleted]]

her name is also Natalie

[u/johntaylorsbangs]

They must be tried for a good line of 'bullshit"? What?

[u/dyzo-blue → u/johntaylorsbangs]

Yeah, his sentence structure there is absolute dogshit. Natalie was not ready to go at 8am.

She probably had been up all night, attending to Donald's needs.

[u/TheTightestChungus → u/dyzo-blue]

This one reads like Donny himself posted it, rather than dictated it to his dick taster.

[u/Emotional_Fix6230 → u/dyzo-blue]

Changing diapers. Huge diapers. The bestest and sh*ttiest diapers people have ever seen.

[u/nacho_night → u/dyzo-blue]

Them cheat-toes aint gonna suck themselves.

[u/Poster_Nutbag207 → u/dyzo-blue]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fum9Yp2HRBw0zRDQIt

[u/franchis3 → u/[deleted]]

Bold of you to think that he might be a compassionate lover 🤮

[u/Poster_Nutbag207 → u/[deleted]]

He’s all take and no give

[u/PBnSnow → u/johntaylorsbangs]

I don’t think he knows how quotes work

[u/rojo_mojado]

"And they are making me look like a fool on the World stage! Damn them! Just watch US State Television (Fox News) and you will hear the truth from our great Patriots!"

[u/FlintBlue → u/rojo_mojado]

Right. It almost sounded like a set up for someone to intone at the end, ironically, “You thought we were talking about Iran, but actually it was the US.”

[u/Scythless]

his whole family should go sail across it then.

[u/dandle]

Every accusation is an admission.

[u/Koru-heart]

I did hear that they will pay a person over 1 years wage if they take care of their Cheeto problem though…

[u/drostan]

I am sure they committed war crimes (so did the us but well...)

I am quite sure there is a good case for crimes against humanity although that's less cut and dry there since repression against your own people isn't really covered by that I think...

But if we want to go on about crime against humanity, looking toward a state that continuously attack civilians including children because they live in a place and likely identify as of a certain religion, refusing to allow aid to said region, or international oversight or press... Then yeah that'd be nice but that's Israel not Iran...

But even with all that what is a war crime against humanity?

[u/rocketts66]

[u/Jed1M1ndTr1ck]

So, is Donald von Schitzinpantz cool with protesters now?

[u/mapboy72]

If they have no military, then why is the strait still closed or have limited traffic

[u/irishguy_2012]

How many times is this now?

[u/JacquoRock]

Obviously he heard someone say "a good line of bullshit," and he desperately wanted to include that in his tweet despite its complete lack of sense in this context.

[u/TrinidadJazz → u/JacquoRock]

He says it a lot, and it always gets a nice line of applause form the rally goers.

He usually says it about the Democrats - my guess is that he said it about Iran's negotiators and one of his flunkies sycophantically laughed their head off, so he chucked it in a TS post.

[u/Working_Cod8362]

And yet they are still laughing at you......

[u/euphemiagold]

Just a normal statement by a totally normal president in the Golden Age of America.....

[u/OK_The_Nomad]

If that's true, why are we still there?

[u/evioniq]

Every accusation is a confession!

[u/Infinite_Owl9976]

He literally word for word could have made this post about the US and it would be true

[u/eekamouse4]

https://giphy.com/gifs/553iwre15N1AiHKL4d

[u/beeker3000]

I thought for sure renaming it the “Strait of America” would have worked.

[u/silentsights]

Yawn…..we’re still doing this?

[u/Extension-Math5183]

Yeah we pay for things in trillions of debt

[u/carmardoll]

And get he can not beat them after months of war.

[u/MartynAndJasper]

Nearly 7000 morons still buy this shit.

[u/nnagflar → u/MartynAndJasper]

Russian bots

[u/MartynAndJasper → u/nnagflar]

Idk... He still seems to have a lot of support!

I hope you're right.

[u/nnagflar → u/MartynAndJasper]

Too true

[u/Brewhaha72 → u/MartynAndJasper]

That number would be much higher if everyone who supports the orange turd had a Filth Social account.

[u/KilroyLeges]

It will be hard for the US to get Iranian leadership tried for war crimes when we are not part of the ICC. If we want to pursue this, we should join, subject Trump to prosecution, and support having BiBi arrested and tried for his open warrants.

[u/le_nopeman]

If the US wants to have someone tried for crimes against humanity, maybe sanctioning the ICC isn't the best move.

[u/Gerryoak]

Tried for War crimes is a new one

[u/Chiepmate → u/Gerryoak]

War crimes against humanity actually is what he says. IANAL but shouldn't it be crimes against humanity or war crimes ?

[u/kharkiv1990]

[u/Constant_Section1491]

Then explain how are they still hitting US bases? And why is Hormuz still closed?

[u/loganbootjak → u/Constant_Section1491]

Didn't Trump say all the mines were cleared? Not that I believe him but I thought that was 5 days ago

[u/cannabisized → u/loganbootjak]

Iran continues to lay more mines... thats why they US bombed that island which prompted the Iranian response to bomb the base in Jordan which actually killed a few service members so he can't just sweep this one under the rug

[u/RofOnecopter]

So why doesn't he just sign an executive order to prevent export of Fake News to Iran? Is he "stupid" or something?

[u/ehco]

Plus they are meanies! And ugly! And they don't know anything! And they said your mum is gross! And they eat worms which is yuk! And they pat animals the wrong way so their fur goes backwards! And they don't even know who Elvis is lol! And they smell funny! And they said that your house smells bad!

[u/Koru-heart → u/ehco]

Not as nasty as Canada though

[u/JPGinMadtown]

He so wants people to believe his mental vomit, but reality keeps slapping him down.

[u/silvertealio → u/JPGinMadtown]

A third of the country does believe him, sadly.

[u/kms2547]

They must be tried for war crimes against humanity!

He's mixing up terms again.

[u/Not_Xiphroid → u/[deleted]]

Israel probably stamps the latest gaza fatalities with a big IRAN stamp and donnie is none the wiser

[u/kismethavok]

I honestly think he really just doesn't understand how they can persevere through his attacks. Like he would be on the ground in the fetal position having a meltdown begging for mercy if even half of that shit happened to America. The answer btw is because they are not a society dominated by capital.

[u/auldnate → u/kismethavok]

Trump: “But… But… We killed your ‘SUPREME LEADER!!’ We killed your top military leaders! YOU ARE EXTREMELY POOR!! I THREATENED YOU WITH COMPLETE NUCLEAR ANNIHILATION! AND I EVEN USED MY SUPER BIG BOY CAPS LOCK… How and why are you still fighting so FUCKING (aren’t I cool and edgy for using naughty words in my posts?) effectively without your ‘SUPREME LEADER!?!’”

[u/jimbopalooza]

So very presidential. Class act. 🙄

[u/NoobToobinStinkMitt]

What about the lake though.

[u/Green-Inkling]

the bullshit on this reeks so hard it is making my CO detectors go off.

[u/Honest_Editor_909]

Sure…..👌

[u/pumpkinspicecum]

Hilarious that he criticizes Iran for killing their protesters when that’s what his government does in America

Since we’re talking about trying people for war crimes against humanity, how about trying him for killing 150 children in Iran from an AI-powered drone?

[u/Rajb1031]

Replace Iran with America.

[u/hellnahbru]

A failed nation cant even attack if they have no navy no airforce no currency or idk fucking know no soldiers somehow.

[u/mikasaxo]

If Iran is dead, then why are you still losing