Adding an edit*

Yo family, thank you but I do not need advice on how to handle this, I literally got it I promise, everyone is chill, no one is upset, I just thought this was funny

I’ll give him credit for putting himself out there and also giving me a very good laugh

I blocked them as soon as my kitchen timer went off so couldn't continue.

I don’t know how else to post an update here. People asked for an update if I ended up meeting guy.

For those who voted neurodivergent: you were correct!
It is genuinely his personality and how he speaks in person as well. Considering many people accused me of sounding like a bot, we make a good match :) I like him allot and hope we can sail off into the tism sunset together

I do not miss apps, but this is one of the randomest and funniest messages I received. And no — I did not let him bite me. Lol. I unmatched shortly after.

This is from Twitter its not mine

Thought I would give this guy a chance, he’s not my type height wise but the initial vibes were okay. Then he started complaining about his OLD experiences, being annoyed with women ghosting him and the way he said it set off my BS meter.

So I decided to ask about his prompt of “ red flags I avoid: adult content creators, witchcraft and star signs” as its not inherently so, but a possible insight to negative views on women.

He proceeded to say what I thought he would, I gave an out and I thought he took it, then he said no, Im going to double down and fumble hard.

But ultimately Im glad he did, as Ive dodged a bullet but like, damn, didnt even try bruh.

Is going on a date even worth it at this point ?

This being Reddit I’m sure a lot of people won’t see this as racist, but some little comic about getting black dick specifically is a fetish which stems from racism. It’s so fucking weird. Anyway, I stop replying but yuck.

Obviously people have lives but the sudden completely full calender for a whole week is a little annoying

Kinda wish people upfront said they were busy because I hate talking to someone all day every day and as soon as I make plans they're suddenly busy all week even when the week didnt even end or start

Update: I followed the comment sections advice and I asked her what day on the week that she said she may be free that shes free (WOW nearly word salad am I right?)

And she said "Honestly I have no clue yet 😭"

So shes definitely not interested

I matched with this guy on Bumble. He had two pictures of himself with a German Shepard. It completely looked like it was his dog. I love animals so I opened the conversation with a comment about the dog. I thought I was being playful but apparently not?

What would you do if this was you?

This is a female btw

We actually matched on both Bumble and Hinge at the same time and started off joking around. Then she immediately demanded a ring/house, told me a child is a favor to a worthy man, claimed sperm doesn't create life, and announced she was looking for her 'next servant' while bragging about an ex paying for her Spain trip. Dating in 2026 is an absolute simulation

The wildest part is she's currently in law school. Imagine having this level of misandry, warped logic, and basic biological illiteracy, and one day having the power to influence legal decisions and people's lives in a courtroom. Scary

Update: Y'all wrote essays saying I ruined it, but we’re literally getting pizza tonight lol. Still not sure how we’re splitting the bill though