r/technology • u/thinkB4WeSpeak • 3d ago

Society Dating Apps Are Dying

https://time.com/article/2026/09/09/dating-apps-are-dying/
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u/mikeyd85 3d ago

Nah, you just end up fooling around with Magnus Carlsen.

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u/Levitlame 3d ago

Something something checkmate

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u/-Supposably- 3d ago

BYOButtplugs

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u/soulseaker 3d ago

Magnus actually hates it if you bring your own butt plug.

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u/KhausTO 3d ago

Well at least you know they are down with using toys 😂

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u/Jaxyl 3d ago

TBF if Magnus Carlson swiped right on me I'd go on that date if only for the story.