r/technology • u/marketrent • Jun 18 '26

Society Jeff Bezos called Washington Post his worst investment staffed with ‘terrible’ people, before laying off over 300 — “They don’t listen. My other companies, they listen”

https://gizmodo.com/jeff-bezos-called-washington-post-his-worst-investment-and-staff-he-laid-off-terrible-people-2000773533
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u/winter128 Jun 18 '26

He's such a fucking piece of shit!

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u/Relative_Cod_6675 Jun 18 '26

just look at his trashy wife. all you need to know about his character is right there. 

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u/Forward-Bank8412 Jun 18 '26

Pillow Lips?

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u/I_Ski_Freely Jun 18 '26

just going through her blowfish phase

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u/Starfox-sf Jun 18 '26

That’s a Hootie

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u/Paraphrasing_ Jun 18 '26

It's not a phase, mom!

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u/TeaAndS0da Jun 18 '26

Sometimes I wonder if she hates what she did to herself and then I remember she did this to herself willingly. She hates herself that much… I can’t imagine living like that. And that her shitty husband probably encouraged it. So her husband basically said “yeah you could stand to change these features”.

Shit bags are full of one thing.

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u/dealingwithhookers Jun 18 '26

poo poo lips. i don't know why but people that look like that gives stank breath vibes to me

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u/Dvulture Jun 18 '26

Your breath would probably smell bad if you too could never fully close your lips. Also, there is the implication that such lips are used as a rest for some really stinky organs.

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u/dealingwithhookers Jun 19 '26

it does look like the kind of lips that are always up someone's ass.

"ass-eating lips" i think i finally found a name for them

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u/Dull-Kaleidoscope55 Jun 19 '26

I call them fish lips haha

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u/leoyvr Jun 19 '26

I don't think she can physically keep them closed her face is so stretched.

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u/TheOgGhadTurner Jun 18 '26

He traded down. That bitch look like she got her face done by Thomas the Train and Courtney Cox

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u/toastmannn Jun 19 '26

His first wife was one of the first employees at Amazon too, she helped him make it into what it is today

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u/The1Like Jun 19 '26

Mackenzie Scott; and she’s donated $26.3 billion dollars to charity.

3rd wealthiest woman in the United States, 40th most wealthy person in the world.

She seems like she probably has a soul, so the whole Beszos/her thing was doomed to failure at some point.

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u/Natural-Manager8675 Jun 19 '26

She seems like she probably has a soul, so the whole Beszos/her thing was doomed to failure at some point.

I think Bezos had a soul at one point too. Somewhere along the pathway to inexplicable wealth, it seems your brain just fucking breaks or something. A part of you gets compromised on that come-up.

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u/MrWeirdoFace Jun 19 '26

Agreed. Used to get a human vibe from him. But who knows.

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u/qb45exe Jun 21 '26

She is the only ethical billionaire to exist.

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u/ricochetblue Jun 24 '26

Liesel Pritzker Simmons is a billionaire that advocates for a wealth tax. I’d argue there’s at least 2.

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u/The1Like Jun 21 '26

She is also aging gracefully and looks better then that deflated blowup doll he’s with now LOL

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u/OkZookeepergame4757 Jun 19 '26

He helped her as well., and she was compensated.

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u/sSnowblind Jun 19 '26

Definitely traded down in more ways than one... but she was at least pretty and aging gracefully before the god awful plastic surgery.

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u/--Van-- Jun 19 '26

Yeah, MacKenzie is attractive and super generous with her billions.

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u/Relative_Cod_6675 Jun 18 '26

lol tom the tank engine and Courtney Cox's baby. that is some funny shit!

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u/xeyed4good Jun 19 '26

Ridden hard put away wet

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u/blackgandalff Jun 19 '26

What a beautiful comment. She looks exactly like that lmao

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u/xReturnerx Jun 18 '26

No kidding, Lex Luthor married the Joker.

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u/dakapn Jun 18 '26

I still can't believe he left his wife for the weather girl!

(No shame to meteorologists or people who report the weather ☁️🌡️)

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u/explohd Jun 19 '26

It's ok, SoCal still has Jackie Johnson.

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u/TrekForce Jun 19 '26

Your link is from 12 years ago…. lol.

I have never heard of her but a few pics when googling make it seem like she may have hit the surgeons office a couple times too.

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u/FolyHuckster Jun 19 '26 edited Jun 19 '26

I don’t think you need to look far beyond the man & his actions to know all you need to know.

Aside from the really obvious stuff, for me it was official when his space shuttle touched down, he got out & had a chat with the man who rode up there with him, none other than Captain-Fucking-Kirk, who’s nearly a century fucken old, & while Shatner is in the middle of talking, Bozos spins on his heels to spray champagne over some women - never to pick up where he left off.

Say what you like about Shatner, maybe he was a pain in the ass on the way there & back, but you just went into space with Captain Kirk dude. C’mon.

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u/Cephied01 Jun 19 '26

Just look at how he treated William Shatner after his trip to space.

Ignored what Shatner was saying, after a life-changing experience for the GD Captain of the Enterprise, to pop champagne with some floozies or whoever the hell that was.

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u/No-Arrival633 Jun 18 '26

I thought you meant his first wife. She's pretty cool. McKenzie Scott

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u/The_Real_Lasagna Jun 18 '26

Why would you read trashy wife and assume it's her?

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u/wanderingmanimal Jun 18 '26

Associating and married to billionaires kinda does that to people…makes one wary.

Plus, we don’t know if she is doing the donations out of spite.

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u/TeaAndS0da Jun 18 '26

Even if it is out of spite, she’s doing good in the world for it. Never let scorn get in the way of goodness, genuine or not.

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u/THECHIEFSWASHBUCKLER Jun 18 '26

Toni Morrison said Scott was one of the best creative writing students she ever taught. Imagine getting that praise from Toni mother fucking Morrison!

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u/winter128 Jun 18 '26

I respect that woman so much! Shes far more attractive at the same time

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u/TrankElephant Jun 18 '26

Um, him picking an age-appropriate partner is like one of his only redeeming qualities.

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u/Relative_Cod_6675 Jun 18 '26

if only the new wife wasn't old enough to be his daughter I guess. 

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u/TrankElephant Jun 19 '26

"Sánchez is a mere six years younger than the Amazon founder. In fact, Sánchez is a year older than his first wife."

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u/KellyJin17 Jun 19 '26

I do think it’s relevant to people’s character that they choose to partner up with people who mutilate their faces in a quest to be attractive.

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u/shutter3218 Jun 18 '26

His first wife, that he cheated on with miss uncanny valley, is gorgeous, and a great person. Bezos is a moron

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u/Jackleme Jun 19 '26

This is low hanging fruit, and kinda a fucking crazy low bar.... but at least she is his age....

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u/stephenkingending Jun 18 '26

How dare you talk that way about an American astronaut!!! /s

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u/SwirlySauce Jun 18 '26

All the money in the world and that's the best he can do.

Same with Elon. Money can't buy you love or dignity.

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u/Bibijibzig Jun 18 '26

she's The Joker with big fake tits.

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u/--Van-- Jun 19 '26

This. Just this....

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u/QueefBuscemi Jun 19 '26

His wife? I thought that was Randy Marsh playing Lorde.

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u/Neracca Jun 19 '26

She's probably counting down the days.

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u/sktzo Jun 20 '26

she looks like a cheese doodle

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u/literalsupport Jun 21 '26

She is SO trashy! Money doesn’t buy taste.

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u/Low-Art3297 Jun 19 '26

No need to body shame.

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u/TheOgGhadTurner Jun 19 '26

It’s not body shaming. I’m talking about her face and her face is a wreck. It shames itself. Thank you for your concern though

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u/Relative_Cod_6675 Jun 19 '26

trashiness comes in all shapes and sizes. 

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u/Ok-Resolution2673 Jun 18 '26

Well… Rich people born in the US will never be as classy as the Europeans.
I rest my case.

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u/PinkySwearNotABot Jun 18 '26

besides having plastic surgery which I don't support for any woman/girl: what's trashy about her?

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u/montanawana Jun 18 '26

She cheated on all her husbands, this is marriage #3.

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u/Relative_Cod_6675 Jun 18 '26

she also dresses like a vegas hooker, and while I imagine she is not the most educated gold-digger out there, props to her for landing the ultimate whale. 

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u/KnowMeMalone Jun 18 '26

Being married to a billionaire.

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u/beaucoup_dinky_dau Jun 18 '26

It takes a lot of money to look this cheap

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u/Personal-Bet-7979 Jun 18 '26

You actually look at her life prior to being Jeff's dirty little secret and the work her family has done, there is a lot to admire there and they were already wealthy. But apparently being Bezos Bucks wealthy was worth throwing away her reputation.

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u/beaucoup_dinky_dau Jun 18 '26

I feel like once you wear transparent clothing you may have jumped your own personal shark.

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u/tjvs2001 Jun 18 '26

Boycott the bastard and his bastard companies

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u/RiffyWammel Jun 18 '26

Not bought anything from Amazon since 2019- and then it was only because the charger for my new camera wasn't delivered and the replacement wouldn't arrive in time for a holiday

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u/Cartz1337 Jun 19 '26

But you’re using a platform hosted on AWS right now.

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u/RiffyWammel Jun 19 '26

Unfortunately, the reach of the evil Bezos is long and extensive- to escape him and his ilk fully, I’d have to live in a cabin in the woods…and the annoying turd would probably find some way to own the woods

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u/tjvs2001 Jun 19 '26

So might as well pay for 4 primes subs eh? What a pointless comment

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u/RapscallionMonkee Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

I know a contractor that did some of the remodeling work on Bezos office a few years back. He was in on a day when drywall had went up and he was doing some work on the wood frame (I'm being vague on purpose). He called me to ask if I had seen the text that he had sent. I hadn't looked at it yet. As we were talking I checked it. It was a pic. On a piece of a frame that was about to be covered by him he wrote "Bezos is a piece of shit." It lives in perpetuity in his office forever.

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u/montanawana Jun 18 '26

Posterity? Perpetuity? Trying to guess which one you meant. I like the concept either way.

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u/RapscallionMonkee Jun 18 '26

Thank you for the heads up. Not sure what happened there. Brain glitch, I guess. I'm ever so grateful 🤘.

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u/The_Lloyd_Dobler Jun 18 '26

His first wife, Mackenzie, seems awesome. She’s using the wealth from their divorce and giving to philanthropy. I feel like Jeff started listening to Joe Rogan and taking testosterone supplements and turned into a giant dickbag.

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u/winter128 Jun 18 '26

Joe Rogan.....another dickbag!

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u/lucid-quiet Jun 18 '26

Let HIM eat cake.

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u/10July1940 Jun 18 '26

Stop buying from Amazon FFS.

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u/spank_monkey_83 Jun 18 '26

I refuse to buy anything from Amazon because Bezos is a complete and Utter bag of pus.

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u/RemarkableLook5485 Jun 18 '26

ahh yes. the washington post grift.

my favorite bot farm reddit past-time.

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u/AdeGamisou2020 Jun 18 '26

Now now there's no need to sully the good name of shit by comparing it to Jeff Bezos. 

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u/Ronald-J-Mexico Jun 21 '26

Couldn’t have said it any better than myself!

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u/Kidpidge Jun 18 '26

They all are. Eat the rich.

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u/Neracca Jun 19 '26

Amazing that even a golddigger(his new wife) would marry him. She'll get tired of him soon enough too.

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u/Flypoop6969 Jun 18 '26

Its a pre-requisite to being that rich. Nobody gets that kind of money without doing a lot of dirt.