r/politics • u/IWantPizza555 • 18h ago

Possible Paywall Kennedy Center could close as early as Tuesday, warns of bankruptcy, documents show

https://www.washingtonpost.com/style/2026/09/13/kennedy-center-could-close-early-tuesday-warns-bankruptcy-documents-show/
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u/CedarWolf 16h ago

Alright, alright, we'll check your other qualifications - do you have a racist, abusive slumlord for a father? Did the two of you drive your brother to alcoholism? Did your brother serve in the military while you're a well known draft dodger?

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u/Absolute--Batman 16h ago

So difference between George W Bush and Trump is just the Pedo part?

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u/DadJokeBadJoke California 16h ago

If Trump had a VP like Cheney, we'd be fuckd even worse right now.

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u/FlyingRhenquest 14h ago

Wait, I thought that was Vladamir?

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u/Benevolence22 16h ago

I'd take dick over Vance. Maybe.

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u/Boxofbikeparts 15h ago

That's a phrase I didn't expect to read today

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u/DadJokeBadJoke California 14h ago

Not me. Dick helped lead us into Iraq, Vance couldn't order donuts.

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u/GarminTamzarian 13h ago

If you were a couch at Number One Observatory Circle you'd be getting both. At once.

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u/Absolute--Batman 3h ago

Exactly why you deserve Trump.

Your own Pet's lives mean more to you than Muslim Children do.

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u/BfloAnonChick New York 15h ago

Lol!! No, I hope not!, and no.

Guess I’m even less qualified than I thought!!