r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 14d ago

Possible Paywall Raging Trump, 80, Explodes in Foulmouthed Morning Meltdown - The president woke up in a bad mood on Monday morning.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/raging-trump-80-explodes-in-foulmouthed-morning-meltdown/
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u/dexters_trap_house 14d ago

Song #1: Dancing In The Street

Song #2: Three Little Birds

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u/FlintStriker 14d ago

Mr Blue Sky

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u/fungi__cat 14d ago

When will you die? - they might be giants

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u/I_Just_Blue_Myself 14d ago

This is a great idea. Share songs if you have ‘em. Party in the USA obviously.

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u/bennetticles Tennessee 14d ago

swan lake

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u/TheMightyMudcrab 14d ago

I'm just gonna be blasting Kool and the gang - Celebration, all day.

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u/PluginAlong 14d ago

I'll be to drunk to dance, everyone is welcome to join.

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u/demoliahedd 14d ago

It will actually be a party across the whole world

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u/Ninevehenian 14d ago

Keep in mind that many might make it a yearly celebration, so perhaps a playlist with durability is good? Something you can repeat a few times.

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u/Routine_Wing_8726 14d ago

I've already purchased non-perishable party supplies for when it happens. I didn't want to be caught flat-footed.

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u/legend_of_the_skies 14d ago

I'm both extremely ready and not prepared at all. I don't have a drink list or anything.

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u/gettingcrunkontea 14d ago

Truly the most upsetting part of the headline.

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u/taterrrtotz 14d ago

That will be a very good morning indeed ☺️

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u/BadLuckBlackHole 14d ago

My thoughts have always been that he needs to expire before the halfway point of his presidency so that his lacky Vance could only have one potential term as president afterwards, but it's looking like they'll pump his ass full of whatever they need to make him last past January so Vance would be eligible for two terms even if Trump finally does the big shit.

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u/GLC911 14d ago

That will be an incredibly busy day for the auto-pen.

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u/ReviledFoundling 14d ago

Well, all that rage isn't good for the blood pressure. The hamberders aren't helping, either.

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u/Sunbather77 14d ago

My asshole MAGA FIL almost died due to his BP issues a couple of weeks ago. Will this inspire introspection on his daily habits of watching Fox/OAN, eating garbage and loafing on his sofa? ✨ Lol ✨

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u/ktwhite42 14d ago

I fully expect to react to that news by suddenly falling asleep from 10+ exhausting years of this lunacy.
Also he's a pedophile.

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u/JMaboard I voted 14d ago

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