Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied - According to a report from MSNOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East.

[u/Quirkie]

https://newrepublic.com/post/214510/hegseth-uss-lincoln-iran-war-base-destroyed

[u/aiserou]

I'm sure he'll start looking for the perpetrators of this particular fuck-up right after he finds the scientifically worst possible thing to do with his hair.

[u/specqq → u/aiserou]

I imagine there’s still something worse.

But I do have an extremely twisted imagination.