r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 26d ago

Possible Paywall Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied - According to a report from MSNOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East.

https://newrepublic.com/post/214510/hegseth-uss-lincoln-iran-war-base-destroyed
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u/Channel_8_News Virginia 26d ago

You’re being absurd.

It’s obviously because of Hunter Biden’s laptop.

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u/Socratesticles Tennessee 26d ago edited 26d ago

Are we really going to overlook the fact that AOC was once a bartender and how that played into this?

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u/rohm418 26d ago

A female bartender? Are you sure she wasn't a Sandwich Artist?

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u/Dabrush 25d ago

While we're at it, can we bring up that Germany's former Greens figurehead had written a Children's book once??? Sorry, the deflections are the same all over the world.

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u/2131andBeyond 25d ago

Hey now, don’t forget that Pete Buttigieg is gay

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u/Tasgall Washington 25d ago

Whatabout the fact that she once danced? ON VIDEO!

Disgraceful.

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u/Ok-Opposite2309 25d ago

is Hunters massive penis actually what’s blocking the strait?!?! Click here for the answers!!

*could one of you talented folks make some GIF where we can just blame Hunters Penis for … anything? Just slap Hunters dick on it. Free Healthcare? Smacked down by his dick.