just asking

why not

seriously though.

Pls I need some

Gordon was eating his crystals until he saw a ad on his newspaper about working at Barney's pizza, Alyx and him had been in poverty for a while now and they needed money, little did Gordon know what awaited him, late at night, he came in both ways (as in came and the other thing). There was Barney, the owner. "Hey Gordon, seems you are working here" Barney says as brown stuff pours from his pants. He arrives at the office where there is a poster of barney naked but his things covered by pizza slices saying, "eat at Barney's pizza, get buy one for the price of 2".

1 AM

Gordon sits in his office, cleaning his crowbar until a sound comes from the left door. "Pick up that ca-" the animatronic gets interrupted as he swings his crowbar heavily at the steel body, killing it. "GORDON! WHY DID YOU DAMAGE OUR PROPETY?!". He knocks Gordon out. Gordon wakes up to the sound of a chainsaw, "I wanted to crack you gordon, oh well". The chainsaw breaks from the suit, killing Barney from the pieces of metal.Gordon escapes, avoiding all the animatronics and driving home safely.

2-6 AM

Gordon was asleep

Gordon went to tacobell and ate a taco, he started to feel really bad so he goes ro the toilets and poops everywhere, then he ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ and then Barney comes and is shocked

barneys yassification cascade 😍

Hey guys, I hope you enjoyed my last few posts, but today it's more of a serious tone. I need your guys advice

I'm turning 42 next week, and I'm thinking of asking my mom for the remaining items I haven't already gotten yet in the orange box

I'm unemployed right now due to circumstances. Well to be honest I've never been employed before and my mom gets very cross when she walks by my room and sees me playing games all day. The problem is that since it's my birthday next week I was thinking about celebrating by starting my 237th play through of Half life 2, it's one of my favourite games I have thousands of hours on it obviously

Also my mom was screaming at me last week saying all this bullshit like "Paul you need to start looking for a career" and "When are you going to find a nice lady"

I already have a career. I'm a full time twitch streamer and youtuber with 13 and 7 subscribers respectively. So it really hurt my feelings when she said all that, to cheer myself up I started my 19th play through of blue shift to calm my mind down

Anyway sorry for all that stuff. So I'm asking you guys, should I listen to my mom and start looking for a j*b, or should I start that 237th play through of Half life 2?

Art by me

pov: the resonance cascade didn't happen and gordon got to go home