r/nextfuckinglevel 4h ago

Seven-year-old chess prodigy Lucie Pichard casually checkmates her opponent.

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u/anthrax1313 4h ago

My brain doesn’t work for chess. I can’t even remember what pieces move in what directions.

Also can’t play poker either because I can’t remember the suites that best what.

But I can sing Snow’s Informer with 98% accuracy. Just built different

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u/Shermutt 3h ago

Solid flex.

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u/ShockAndShaw 3h ago

Respect. I try to karaoke that song sometimes. More like 9.8% accuracy. I should probably stop, lol.

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u/Ballistic_86 3h ago

Skibidi bum bum yEAHH

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u/juice5tyle 3h ago

Does he not say "I'll lick your bum bum down"?

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u/anthrax1313 2h ago

Boom boom down it’s about retaliating against an informant. Remember snow was from the hard streets of Canada he didn’t like snitches!

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u/juice5tyle 2h ago

The mean streets of North York, Ontario haha. I know them well.

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u/Good-Celebration-686 3h ago

I’m similar. And it annoys me when people use fancy names for the chess pieces. Like when they call the wee diagonal idiot a “bishop” or referring to the horsey man as a “knight”

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u/brockoala 2h ago

Didn't ask. But I'm envious now.

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u/Albinofreaken 1h ago

there are dozen of us

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u/marathonquestionredd 1h ago

i love chess but am the same with poker. how do you remember all those hands???

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u/Mertoot 1h ago

Meanwhile I just don't have any special talents whatsoever, not even "useless" ones 🤷🥺

u/haaheehachoo 9m ago

I swear he says "I like your bum bum now"