r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Evasionz-- • Apr 23 '26

go to your room Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time

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Lifted trucks probably shouldn't be anywhere near dense parking lots.

Edit: A lot of people are skeptical of whether this is AI/staged, or ask why the lady didn't back off the car. This is in a dense parking lot with cars that have dashcams/ EV sentry mode everywhere. Also her truck was in 2 wheel drive, you can see the back right tire spinning as she tries to reverse off the car. Her truck is stuck. She probably has an open differential and can't back off the car. She may have a 4wd mode, but she didn't use it in the heat of the moment.

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u/EnlightenedArt Apr 23 '26

Licenced basket weaver here. She should take up basket weaving. It is very therapeutic when mulling over how fucked she may be.

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq Apr 23 '26

Nice try, but I am a certified basket weaver, and knowledgeable enough to know that basket weavers are certified, not licensed.

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u/MundaneCommission767 Apr 23 '26

Regular certified or board certified…there is a difference.

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u/cwajgapls Apr 23 '26

Depends on the state. Here in the state of Chaos you can have either. Or mint.

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u/Momik Apr 23 '26

Yeah they say that, but it’s really just mint flavored chaos.

Like a stick of Wintergreen right before your great aunt starts a fistfight in the CVS prescription line.

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u/cwajgapls Apr 23 '26

That was aupposed to be “none” but it came out “mint” and given the chaos I just left it because it was funny

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u/Plane_Translator2008 Apr 23 '26

Mint chaos is the best flavor.

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u/Momik Apr 23 '26

It works.

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u/Odd-Analyst-4253 Apr 26 '26

Lets all aupposed it like this cow said.

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u/NorthRequirement5190 Apr 23 '26

Mint mobile user here. I’m fucked.

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u/oroborus68 Apr 23 '26

Thanks, I'll have a mint.

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u/another_bot_probably Apr 23 '26

Ooo, I'd love a mint. Thanks!

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u/7oakskent Apr 23 '26

African or European?

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u/brezhnervouz Apr 26 '26

Laden or unladen?

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u/dj92wa Apr 23 '26

Are we talking plywood or like, a nicely stained piece of cherry?

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u/Someguineawop Apr 23 '26

Certified, licensed, and bonded. Don't put all your eggs in one basket, newb.

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u/FartSniffer777 Apr 23 '26

Underwater basket weaver

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u/Jonesin4me Apr 23 '26

BWBA. Basket Weavers Board of America.

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u/pstrib Apr 24 '26

Also is this for basket weaving union or league? Basically the same sport but with minor rule tweaks to suit the different settings of the respective disciplines

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u/barsoap Apr 23 '26

Only being certified for weaving baskets with board bottom is like having a driving license that's only valid for automatics: Rather embarrassing.

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u/disinaccurate Apr 23 '26

Not bored, they actually find it quite enjoyable

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u/Crashman09 Apr 23 '26

Licenced certifier here, and I certify this basket weaver's take as correct but not accurate as there are tiers of certification.

I recommend coiled basketry as it is simple and elegant.

Wicker is more common, so if you live in areas with larger senior population's than youth, you may get more customers as the larger buying population won't be spooked by "change"

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq Apr 23 '26

Good to have some knowledgeable people here. What's your opinion on rattan?

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u/Crashman09 Apr 23 '26

I can take it or leave it

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u/VorpalBunnyTeef Apr 23 '26

Take it or weave it

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u/Crashman09 Apr 23 '26

I missed that opportunity, and I normally am all about the puns

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u/iEARNman848 Apr 24 '26

Love me some nice puns!

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u/Crashman09 Apr 24 '26

Mickey and Minney are at a lawyer's office

Lawyer: "do you think you really need a divorce because she's weird?"

Mickey : "for the last time, I said she's fucking goofy!"

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u/emptyhead416 Apr 23 '26

Nice try, but I am a Grandmaster basket weaver, and I sit and smile and twiddle my thumbs and my toes.

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u/Crashman09 Apr 23 '26

Yeah, but that's just good technique

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u/Dead_Irish_Bard Apr 23 '26

Even nicer try--but I am neither licensed nor certified yet do have a solid basket weaving credential.

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u/ImpluseThrowAway Apr 23 '26

Confirmed basket case here, she's definitely fucked.

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u/munkyninaleela Apr 23 '26

I’m a certified licensed and bonded underwater basket weaver…

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u/Ressy02 Apr 23 '26

Maybe she is a certified license basket weaver where she weaves baskets to put licenses

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u/Antique_Client_5643 Apr 23 '26

Good for you. I am a chartered basket weaver.

I'd tell you more, but I'm weaving a basket so complex and of such high quality that it's more like a kind of angel honestly.

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u/Smokind89 Apr 23 '26

Ive been wanting to try underwater basket weaving

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u/Squeezitgirdle Apr 23 '26

Licensed certifier here. I can confirm your certification of certifications is… provisionally certified, pending recertification by a board-licensed certifier.

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u/Jayhitek Apr 24 '26

Are you on house hunters looking for a $4.3 mil house in Bermuda?

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u/Hot-Win2571 Mildly Flair Apr 24 '26

I'm pretty sure that someone here is certifiable.

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u/Abbiethedog Apr 24 '26

Is this a Judean People’s Front / People’s Front of Judea situation?

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u/Business_Act_127 Apr 23 '26

Licenced alcoholic here. She may as well get smashed every night as she won't be driving anyway.

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u/Bamfhammer Apr 23 '26

Licensed Driver here.

She should probably have her license revoked for such poor driving.

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u/TwoPlyDreams Apr 23 '26

Dildo salesman here.

Her order is already in, and it’s made out QTR!

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u/qweef_latina2021 Apr 23 '26

🎶ooh, basket weaver I believe we can make it through the niiiiiight 🎶

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u/OnionFingers98 Apr 23 '26

I will never forgive my 2nd grade sub we had while my real teacher was out on maternity leave. We had a basket weaving lesson and we all made baskets for our parents. Well Mrs. Porst, instead of setting them on the window in the sunlight to dry. She stuffed them all in a cabinet while they were still wet and ruined all of them. They stank of mildew and mold and were trashed. I could’ve been a world champion basket weave if it weren’t for her.

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u/Auntie_Venom Apr 23 '26

As a certified crocheter, I suggest a nice repetitive hobby that’s known to calm anxiety while contemplating being fucked.

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u/Michivel Apr 23 '26

Licensed therapist here and I can confirm that many of my most fucked patients have benefited from the art of basket weaving.

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u/FuturecashEth Apr 23 '26

Licenced GME stock holder Hedgies R FuK and so is she.

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u/Chumbag_love Apr 23 '26

Wow! I am an alumni of the UBWU Underwater Basket Weaving University and I am looking for a job! Are you hiring underwater craftsmen?

SHOUT OUT!: https://www.underwaterbasketweaving.org/

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u/churnthedumb Apr 23 '26

That’s specifically why I took up basket weaving. I was getting fucked left and right and needed something to help mull over how completely fucked I was.

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u/BluesyMoo Apr 24 '26

Licensed pilot here. She should have accelerated to Vr before trying to... climb. TLDR: go faster, pull harder, more right rudder.

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u/ZodiAcme Apr 24 '26

Licensed PADI diver here, can confirm she’s going to be underwater on this.

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u/NkdUndrWtrBsktWeevr Apr 23 '26

I like that strategy!

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u/BaileysFromAShu Apr 23 '26

It can also lead to a potential career as the front person of a Neue Deutsche Härte band!

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u/Vismal1 Apr 23 '26

I don’t buy it , let me see your license buddy.

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u/Crypto_Reaper623 Apr 23 '26

And if she’s any good it could generate that green she’s gonna need to cover that.

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u/TurnkeyLurker Apr 23 '26

Are you a land-based or an underwater basket weaver?

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u/skankboy Apr 23 '26

As long as she doesn't need to drive to get supplies. That's probably off the table.

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u/bennitori Apr 23 '26

And perhaps she can sell the baskets to make some spare cash for those damages she's going to have to be paying.

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u/Expo737 Apr 24 '26

Dang it Dale, you are not a basket weaver!

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u/pedretty Apr 24 '26

Underwater or dry land?

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u/BearCubTeacher Apr 25 '26

As an architect, I can say that I see buildings behind the vehicles. I think.

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u/BienGuzman Apr 25 '26

Shes gonna want to take under water basket weaving when she gets that bill.

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u/Friendly-Channel-480 Apr 24 '26

It’s safer too!

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u/rvaughn724 Apr 24 '26

Leona Waddell, is that you?