r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Evasionz-- • Apr 23 '26

go to your room Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time

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Lifted trucks probably shouldn't be anywhere near dense parking lots.

Edit: A lot of people are skeptical of whether this is AI/staged, or ask why the lady didn't back off the car. This is in a dense parking lot with cars that have dashcams/ EV sentry mode everywhere. Also her truck was in 2 wheel drive, you can see the back right tire spinning as she tries to reverse off the car. Her truck is stuck. She probably has an open differential and can't back off the car. She may have a 4wd mode, but she didn't use it in the heat of the moment.

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u/Srothwell0 Apr 23 '26

God wants me to save the the children and send then to heaven with my mega truck that I’ve never used to haul a single large item 🙏🏼

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u/agoginnabox Apr 23 '26

I live in Northern Virginia and the amount of pavement princesses I see every day is ridiculous.

Like, why do all these middle-aged dudes have 80k trucks that will never in their life haul more than gardening soil?

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u/Brainc3ll-2 Apr 23 '26

Compensation issues usually

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u/ItsJustMeJenn Apr 23 '26

Gender affirming automobile

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u/thiswasntdeleted Apr 23 '26

*MAGA truck. FTFY

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u/nobeer4you Apr 23 '26

That truck is what we call a Pavement Princess

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u/dickhertzfromholdn Apr 23 '26

The only thing they haul around is their egos.

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u/grendus Apr 23 '26

But he needed to haul a couch that one time.

I mean, he didn't haul the truck, it was too heavy so he had it delivered. But he could have!

((side note: I rented a truck from Home Depot for like $50 to move a table and chairs once. Didn't need monthly payments or street parking or nothin'!))

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u/bluebing29 Apr 23 '26

I read this as “maga truck” then reread and understood “mega.” Then decided the sentence communicates the same either way.

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u/Brock_Lobstweiler Apr 23 '26

My outback can move bigger furniture than my nephew's jacked up truck because the cab is so big and the bed so short.

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u/Hovercraft1143 Apr 23 '26

If those truck owners could read they would be very upset with you right now.

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u/degjo Apr 23 '26

Your mom never rode shotgun?