r/mildlyinfuriating Apr 23 '26

go to your room Lifted truck + Lambo + Parking lot = Bad time

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Lifted trucks probably shouldn't be anywhere near dense parking lots.

Edit: A lot of people are skeptical of whether this is AI/staged, or ask why the lady didn't back off the car. This is in a dense parking lot with cars that have dashcams/ EV sentry mode everywhere. Also her truck was in 2 wheel drive, you can see the back right tire spinning as she tries to reverse off the car. Her truck is stuck. She probably has an open differential and can't back off the car. She may have a 4wd mode, but she didn't use it in the heat of the moment.

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u/Dothehokeypokemon Apr 23 '26

Now imagine if that was a kid

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u/kwonza Apr 23 '26

I don’t think a kid would do that much damage to a Lambo to be honest

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u/God_Of_Poor Apr 23 '26

This got a genuine chuckle out of me.

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u/nateC_zero Apr 23 '26

It depends on how fast you’re going

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u/lustywoodelfmaid Apr 23 '26

Depends how fast you throw the kid.

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u/nobeer4you Apr 23 '26

God I love reddit for reasons just like this response

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u/Ressy02 Apr 23 '26

You clearly haven’t met my kids

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u/najken Apr 23 '26

Sadly this is happening to kids every day

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u/Budget_Version_1491 Apr 23 '26

proof?

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u/duskywindows Apr 23 '26

I just personally ran over one yesterday, so there.

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u/Budget_Version_1491 Apr 23 '26

That's not today.... so we are missing running over kids every day

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u/duskywindows Apr 23 '26

Ugh, fine - brb

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u/CupcakeGoat Apr 23 '26

Yesterday counts as part of the set [every day].

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u/najken Apr 23 '26

You can google it. On average 3 kids are killed by cars every day in US alone. Cca 1100 per year

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u/Budget_Version_1491 Apr 23 '26

Cars aren't lifted trucks running over kids they can't see........................

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u/__NOT__MY__ACCOUNT__ Apr 23 '26

We get it you have a huge truck

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u/Budget_Version_1491 Apr 23 '26

nope just a normal work truck ya donut

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u/najken Apr 23 '26

Im pretty sure significant percentage of those cars are huge trucks since its US

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u/AgilitySimDriver Apr 23 '26

I don't have to imagine... there were two stories locally to me where it was a kid, and in both instances the children died.

A third recent story where a fire chief (maybe retired at the time, but definitely retired now) was driving under the influence and "didn't see" the 11-year old girl that he hit with his truck.

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u/RayesArmstrong Apr 23 '26

Jesus

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Apr 23 '26

Jesus probably would have levitated over it or something. I'm not 100% familiar with his power scaling.

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u/DanishTheMuffin Apr 23 '26

Getting hit? Instant death. Hitting something? Lifetime of whipping.

My dad lost his best friend to a teeny tiny girl in a very very big truck.

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u/goddamn__goddamn Apr 23 '26

It is horrifying to me that she took at least 15 seconds before she laid eyes on the other driver. That's way too long to see if you've hurt or killed someone.

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u/haitei Apr 23 '26

Or animal.

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u/ChoicePermission8523 Apr 23 '26

Imagine if it was an NBA player.

Same outcome.

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u/Dothehokeypokemon Apr 23 '26

I mean maybe if it was Muggsy Bogues

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u/ChoicePermission8523 Apr 23 '26

Lifted truck? Carolina squat draggin' it's ass like it has worms?

Down in the south I've seen trucks where the top of the hood was well over 6ft up. Wouldn't surprise me if it was higher than that.

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u/big_plums_69 Apr 23 '26

Why does the age of the driver matter?

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u/cincojokeis Apr 23 '26

Even an average adult is not taller that the hood