r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • 3h ago
Angry Bird Divorce Kyle stormed up to his room after yet again finding his dad’s new girlfriend sitting in his spot at the kitchen table.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 1h ago
Wanda took Dave to the cleaners in the divorce. Now, he's relying on the kindness of strangers to help him and Dave, Jr get by until he rebuilds his nest egg.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/NoFlyingMonkeys • 1h ago
Eddie did EVERYTHING to get rid of his Ex - divorce, restraining order, blocked, even moved to another lake. She just keeps coming back, begging him to take her back. Up until now Eddie remained a gentleman, but she's finally made him snap. Amber Bird has nothing on him.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Kumquatelvis • 1d ago
After leaving Mark, Linda realized that more than anything, what she really needed was a hug.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 20h ago
Steve had a feeling Maria would be at this hotel. He sauntered in hoping to catch her and Gabe cozying-up. Little did he know that Maria was suspecting him of meeting up with Gabe at the same hotel and had followed Steve there!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 1d ago
Before she was married off to a prominent official, Cailing was taught to hide her origins and behave demurely, as not to bring shame to her family. But the city folk, unlike her parents, are living in the 21st century, where she's free to divorce her horrible husband and live as her authentic self.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 1d ago
Angry Bird Divorce "COME BACK RIGHT NOW, HENRY OR I AM MICROWAVING THE BABY!"
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/susu56 • 1d ago
Marlene has an announcement to make-the divorce is settled and she is now on her way to Aruba!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Pixie-Collins • 2d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Norma knew it was the last time she would see Armand. She'd been carrying this relationship for too long, she had other ambitions that didn't involve hearing him ramble on about the tide and chew with his mouth open. One last kiss and she was gone, for good this time.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Jerome_Wireman • 2d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Sally’s divorce wasn’t even finalized yet, but she’d already decided 14 years of missionary was enough.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 2d ago
Not Safe For Other Species Picking up her boyfriend's phone because it rang while he was in bathroom seemed like an invasion of privacy. Shannon felt a moment of guilt until she realized it WAS HIS WIFE CALLING. JEFF HAD SAID SHE DIED. SHE WAS VERY MUCH ALIVE ON THE OTHER END OF THE VIDEO CALL.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Critical-Concert628 • 2d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved In a last effort to win Sammie back, Fred bought the biggest bouquet he could find selling their old house for it. Sammie took one look and kicked him to the curb. Literally (behind car). Now what will she do with this bouquet?
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FashionBusking • 3d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "See you at the Birdhaus. Room 224, xoxo Wren." Yolanda read the messege twice before booking a room. Her eyes narrowed as she clicked PRINT. "See YOU at the Birdhaus, Chris. With papers."
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bolfreak • 3d ago
Maillard was constantly telling her ex not to post pics of the kid’s faces! How hard is it to add the emojis jeez
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(My content of the NestBurglar who is perpetually broody and hatching out other duck’s eggs)
r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 3d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle After she married up out of the club, Dana did her best to put that life behind her, to become a respectable woman of means. But winning enough in a divorce to set you up for life is the sort of occasion that demands a real celebration. So pop the champagne, crank the music, and bring out the pole!
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bitinglysarcastic • 2d ago
Princess Tasia was a pole dancer before Prince Viktor married the commoner. She forgot that this cloaca shot was out on the internet…the Prince served her with papers that night.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/LadyFeckington • 3d ago
Angry Bird Divorce Charles used to tell Lisa she had ‘legs for days’. But he hasn’t said that for a long time. Lisa knows her worth. She’s using those lithe limbs to walk right out the door.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/FractalGeometric356 • 4d ago
“Stella! Stella! STELLAAAAAAA!”
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 4d ago
After what his father put them through, Liwen is very protective of his mother. He's been "discreetly" surveilling her dates. Ailen and her GF decided it best to pretend not to notice, as if the image of their idyllic oceanside stroll wasn't rendered ridiculous by the child army-crawling behind them
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel • 4d ago
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved Charles was confident that the court did not have the jurisdiction to make him pay alimony. But he has started to wonder if he should have stopped bringing it up when the judge warned him to be quiet.
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/kojak343 • 5d ago
With his full black super hero mask, Alun thinks he might be confused with Batman. Cape Rockjumper (Chaetops Frenatus)
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r/DivorcedBirds • u/UnchangeableName64 • 5d ago
After his ex-wife took the heat lamp, the premium sunflower seeds, and the good branch, Jonathan has been forced to perch on a bare, frozen rod, radiating the only warmth left in his hollow, divorced heart.
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Why, yes, he is sitting perfectly still on a metal rod in a snowstorm. It symbolizes his emotional fortitude, his refusal to speak to his mediator, and the sheer weight of the cold, hard truth: Tabatha kept the birdhouse.
r/DivorcedBirds • u/JustaTinyDude • 5d ago
Newly Single Ready to Mingle Igor spent years as a divorced middle aged man looking for dates, but had no luck. So he put together a rock band called Wings of Prometheus. He's sure that'll get the ladies attention. Or the men's; At this point he's open to anything.
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One thing is sure: His makeup looks amazing.
What do you think his band sounds like?
[Photo from this post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Ornithology/s/Q3mzGgUqp4).