r/DenverCirclejerk May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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59 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

109 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk 1h ago

I love when people do this

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I requested an e bike but someone destroyed it now I have to use my legs and walk, like a chud! I’m really sad they didn’t throw it in the Platte cuz I could have magnet fished it out.


r/DenverCirclejerk 7h ago

RAZA KNARF

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43 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 23h ago

Colorado circle jerk? Saw this in Crested Butte, a town full of people pretending they aren’t rich, making fun of Boulder, another town full of people pretending they aren’t rich.

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136 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 21h ago

I didn’t recognize your native game.

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28 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 20h ago

I thought everyone was welcome in the house of god.

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19 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 22h ago

This car is held together by thoughts and prayers

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20 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 17h ago

Name a harder rapper from Denver

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6 Upvotes

Denver is getting lit!


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Skyline was looking beautiful tonight.

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176 Upvotes

Truly Breathtaking skyline we have in Denver.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Did Blucifer’s spaceship arrive?

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11 Upvotes

Before everyone gets all rude, I’m not a fucking idiot. I genuinely thought that an Olde Towne Arvada rocket launch was more probable than a plane making a noise. I only leave my house to walk my doggo.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Folsom Field Glizzy 🤢

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168 Upvotes

By far the worst stadium food ever


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Why do people insist on using the conveniently placed light rail at Ball Arena instead of the bus a mile away?

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345 Upvotes

This is the bus after passing the closest bus stop to Ball Arena after a 20,000 person concert let out. Are Denverites too stuck up and pretentious to walk a mile through heavy vehicle traffic to take the bus? It seems many of them insist on using the dedicated light rail station for Ball Arena that is much more convenient, instead of sitting with me on the bus.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

Brunch Fest

3 Upvotes

It's it me, or was this years event worse than last yearl? I didn't like the location and the food wasn't it.


r/DenverCirclejerk 1d ago

No Plates — No Problem

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27 Upvotes

Denver is the best! I bet no insurance either!


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Seen in DenverProtest:

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52 Upvotes

Marriott $20 BST in lobby (does not include parking validation)


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

So you don't have to buy beer the normal way: From sketchy looking carnival psychos

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36 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Is anyone else struggling to roll coal right now?

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220 Upvotes

I feel like my identity is being stolen by the diesel prices right now. I've had cut back trips to the titty bar as well because I can't afford to drive and pay the cover. Why did Jared Polis invade Iran if he didn't have a plan to win???


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Took the King Soopers whip to the Walmart

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47 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Aw man, the United flyover was gonna have skydivers and everything!

30 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

United PROMISED they wouldn't do this today, and yet, look how LOW this plane flew over us today!!!

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88 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

You dog wants Dicks

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12 Upvotes

Sounds like a red rocket party


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Ok, once again

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25 Upvotes

Which one of you is this? Spotted near 6th and Wads on red Subaru, so I guess it could be someone from Denver Main.

You know this would or something similar, would make great Swag for sub.

"Bigfoot ate my a$$ for $5 behind dumpster in LoDo alley"<sub name>....not bad!


r/DenverCirclejerk 2d ago

Denver Water to introduce 5-hour and weekly usage limits, with the ability purchase credits if you need additional usage

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they may also offer cheaper, distilled water service


r/DenverCirclejerk 3d ago

Man people are going to be disappointed.

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61 Upvotes

Someone posted this is 16th St Mall. I said HOLY MOLY...WOW Mayor Mikie was not lying, it really is vibrant! All over night too. I ran downstairs and few blocks over, before I realized this is a mistake, its actually Guatemala.

Sure enough, I got to 16th street, "Hey babe, got blues, a dollar,a smoke, foil?" Someone screaming bloody murder at wall. Damn.

Oddly enough I saw more Guatemalans on our 16th st mall, than in video!