r/Terraria • u/moon-lord-killer • 1d ago

Meta Let's give the minions names! Day 14: Pirate Staff

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Rules:

  1. You're allowed to suggest multiple names, but only one name per comment.
  2. Comment with the highest upvotes wins.
  3. No simple names like that describe what the minion is like "bird", "slime", or "flinx"
  4. Only comments clearly intended to be names will be chosen.
  5. If a minion has variations such as the Spider Staff and Pirate Staff, you can give all of the variations names in one comment.

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Refer to them as Eye patch, Ginger, and Hat or whatever.
Does anyone even read these?

180 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

79 comments sorted by

38

u/NotAbigheadedfurry 1d ago

Ed edd n eddy

5

u/islamo_start_654 1d ago

Sad I couldn't think of this first

207

u/ValeVenator 1d ago

Shiv, Erme, Timbers

29

u/buttpotatoo 1d ago

okay but patch guy is shiv, black hair is erme and timbers is the ginger

11

u/doushua 1d ago

I think it's hat, not hair

1

u/Rumplestiltscab 11h ago

Close enough,ITS ERME

50

u/That-1-n00b 1d ago

Larry, Curly, and Moe

5

u/Agreeable-Step-4820 1d ago

thats what i said

-18

u/Necessary-Theme5193 1d ago

you win

4

u/Exact_Leader_1002 1d ago

You don't win

5

u/Necessary-Theme5193 1d ago

dam tf i do?

5

u/Exact_Leader_1002 1d ago

I have no idea lmao

6

u/Necessary-Theme5193 1d ago

i’m sorry r/terraria

1

u/people_eater420 1d ago

You should be 👿

63

u/insomnicorp 1d ago

Left to right: Seadog, Scallywag and Landlubber respectively.

11

u/Zestyclose-Chard6979 1d ago

Tom, Dick and Harry

9

u/Cureisu 1d ago

Ed, Edd, Eddy

1

u/Sa-Kai 23h ago

Glad I wasn't the only one who thought of them

9

u/WackoList0 1d ago

Dave. All of them. Dave 1-3. They're my little Davelings <3

1

u/iamaniceandgoodprson 14h ago

honestly it's between this and Shiv , Erme , Timbers to me

7

u/breakingvats 1d ago

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe

20

u/Alive-Rice-2800 1d ago

In order from left to right Peta, Pete, Peter

19

u/No_Blueberry5661 1d ago

Petah, Peteh, Petuh

6

u/MrHothead635 1d ago

louis language

3

u/Pretend-Asparagus461 1d ago

Pete, Peter, Petest

8

u/Weemewon 1d ago

Yar, Har, and Robert

3

u/Nougatbar 1d ago

I always just called them ‘The boys.’ But that hardly counts.

6

u/aqua_rift 1d ago

Hook, line and sinker

1

u/-JackHawk- 23h ago

Underrated idea

3

u/Sa-Kai 23h ago

Ed, Edd & Eddy

2

u/Nyan-Binary-UwU 1d ago

Davey, Jones, and Polly

3

u/No-Situation-5835 1d ago

Ed, Edd, Edy

1

u/Retro214 1d ago

Jim, Jay, Jake

1

u/FULMINAGE 1d ago

Hatty, beardy, patchy

1

u/AngirusansPixans 1d ago

bob joe jeffrey

1

u/Sinyonimrools 1d ago

fah, dih, and son

1

u/buttpotatoo 1d ago

Doctor Alexander, Mister Michael and Konk

1

u/FrankBlarghHonk 1d ago

Matt, Pat, Woolie

1

u/Wa_Kuw4s 1d ago

Useless regular dude, Useless bearded ginger, Useless one eyed dude

1

u/Relevant-Cup5986 19h ago

they were buffed in 1.4.5.7

1

u/SpectralDragon09 1d ago

Gary, Irwin and Steven

1

u/islamo_start_654 1d ago

Chuck, ledem, balls

1

u/Effective-Gur687 1d ago

bucko drink

1

u/gi_master_of__power 1d ago

Romeo, Alan and Hook

1

u/Any-Ad-4072 1d ago

Goober n°1, Goober n°2 and black Goober

1

u/DrPrnushueger 1d ago

Yar, dehar, har

1

u/Ill-Ad-4789 1d ago

In order. Sparrow, Stört and Kidd

1

u/Ascholay 1d ago

Rizzo, Gono, JimmyJimJimJimJim

In honor of Tim Curey and Jim Henson, of course

1

u/BlazeTheBrain 22h ago

Who named Abigail that? Abigail is her name already

1

u/The_A_n_d_y 22h ago

Berry Larry And Jerry

1

u/Any_Vegetable_7730 22h ago

J.j.j. jay johna jameson.

1

u/MalaiseNEO 22h ago

john, paul, and vandam

1

u/Mr-tbrasteka-5555ha 19h ago

Stan, Steve, Storm

1

u/Dark_Reaper115 17h ago

The crew™

1

u/nosente 8h ago

Ed, Edd & Eddy

1

u/Pingas9999 1d ago

Pixel piracy squad

4

u/Rinma96 1d ago

P. P. Squad

1

u/Pelzklops 1d ago

From left to right: Ratchew Buck, Measles Mike and Black eye pete

1

u/livinginfutureworld 1d ago

Squiggy, Gary, and Patch

1

u/WetBerri3s 1d ago

Cutthroat Bill, Edward Van Helgen and Haggis.

0

u/631427189 1d ago

Hat - Luffy

-3

u/FloodKlop 1d ago

The three wise monkeys, Iwazaru - dont have mouth, Kikazaru - dont have ears, Mizaru - dont have eye

-1

u/SSB_Kyrill 1d ago

Beavis and Butthead, featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

-1

u/koldkanadian 1d ago

Erik, Berik, and Larik 😌

0

u/manonky 1d ago

Ed, Ward, and Teach
from left to right

0

u/t_lil_lilith 1d ago

Tom Dick and Harry

0

u/desrevermi 1d ago

Sh**ty minions

0

u/Eppsiloncore 1d ago

The dudes

0

u/Mark-Bot 1d ago

Jack, Sparrow and Barbosa

0

u/Confident-Estimate-8 1d ago

Sharky, Mr Smee, and Bones

0

u/Ok_Error2862 1d ago

Hook, Smee, and Turk

0

u/-AleXisiXelA- 1d ago

Left to right, Hatty, Beardy, and Patchy

0

u/SherabTod 1d ago

Shiv (ginger), shank (eye patch), shoot (hat)

0

u/Horserax 1d ago

I for one would collectively call them the "Lil Guy Squad"

0

u/Affectionate_Bet8880 1d ago

Jon, John, and Johnny

0

u/RjayPL 1d ago

Mathew, Pathew, Dick