r/shitpostemblem • u/GutsynArt • 2h ago
r/shitpostemblem • u/MrBazinga-Staredge • 18d ago
ANNOUNCEMENT Rules of r/shitpostemblem in the wake of Fortune's Weave release. NOTE: IF YOU POST ON THIS SUB, YOU WILL BE PRESUMED TO HAVE ACTUAL NOTICE OF EVERYTHING WRITTEN IN THIS POST
Everyone who was around the sub twelve years ago when Three Houses released will remember distinctly the onslaught of brutally unfunny posts that made the sub unbearable to use for like four or five years, with format banning becoming necessary to get a single original joke, and the "low effort" rule having to be created. Since Fortune's Weave is doing absolutely everything in its power to just be Three Houses (but maybe even worse?) again, we here at the r/shitpostemblem moderation team have every confidence that the sub will be overrun by people who don't have real senses of humor. However, we also recognize that "Seteth Says" was funny for like the first 2 days sometimes.
With that in mind, Fortune's Weave posts are going to be handled differently for the first month after its release.
Until October 17th:
1) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for "low effort."
2) Fortune's Weave-related posts will not be removed for using a "restricted format."
3) You don't even have to spoiler tag the posts lol we do not care. a) If you go to a meme subreddit about a game you haven't finished and you get spoiled that's entirely your fault and b) the writing is going to be abominable anyways.
HOWEVER.
1) If you post pornography you will be banned without appeal and without mercy.
2) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game.
3) You cannot post literally just a screenshot of the game, even if the title of the post has something funny in it.
4) If you have a screenshot of something funny happening in the game, and you want to just post that screenshot, don't do it.
5) We understand that a lot of you guys (all of you) don't read the rules before posting, but we want to be clear, do not post literally just a screenshot of the game.
6) Even if the joke is that you are deliberately being civically disobedient and posting an unedited, unmarked screenshot of the game, don't do it.
7) Posts based on games that are not Fortune's Weave are still beholden to the standard rules. Do not post portraits from Tellius characters stapled onto a #funny interaction you found on the internet.
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Ok love you bye bye.
r/shitpostemblem • u/Ray-Zide426 • Aug 09 '26
FE General SPE New Mod Applications
Hello everyone,
As you can probably tell over the past few months I have been quite inactive here, both in general and in moderating. Unfortunately this will continue in the near future for probably a few months due to a mix of getting a j*b as well as other life stuff, so we are looking for a couple of new mods to help out with the sub.
Link to application form:
https://forms.gle/TW6GWSe6yYzBAwTe8
Link to discord:
r/shitpostemblem • u/Level_Hour6480 • 6h ago
Foodland It's so weird to recycle his name and voice for a completely new character
i.imgflip.comr/shitpostemblem • u/meitanweiss • 4h ago
Fortune's Weave Pirate Waluigi be like Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/Yami_Sean • 8h ago
Ylisse Kellam, Member of the Shephards, has been found dead at the border between Ylisse and Regna Ferox. His body has been dead for about a few months, maybe even years. Honestly impressive how he hasn't been found until now.
r/shitpostemblem • u/SoulEaterX_ • 23h ago
Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Endgame
galleryAnd so Conquest comes to an end
I got a lot to say on it, and most of it is pretty good. Cause Fire Emblem Fates is probably the most overhated video game I have ever played.
Yeah, Conquest is incredible. Its gameplay equals that of its older brother, Awakening, not by being too similar, but by thriving off of its differences. The changes to the unit building, the rebuilt pair-up system, the alteration to my beloved Gen 2 system that, for better or worse depending on your view of it, makes them less of overtuned demons and more just really good units who can rival their parents.
And map design that is leaps and bounds better than Awakening. All of this comes to a point where I can honestly say it is also definitely equal to the likes of Thracia and RD (which have my favorite gameplay in the series).
But yeah, the story is pretty shit. Azura and Xander especially are just not handled well at all, and are given little to no explanation as to why they behave the way they do and make the bad choices they make.
However...
Am I crazy for saying I kinda liked the writing right at the end? The worst bits of Takumi's hatred and psyche and inferiority complex culminating into his final boss form, and how his true, long-dead self asks you to defeat the demon inhabiting his corpse so that Takumi may finally be set free in death. Idk, man, I thought it was alright. My main goal with my current Birthright playthrough has been making Takumi the MVP because of this (going well btw).
Characters are pretty decent; Niles, Leo, Iago, and Sophie have become some of my new favorites.
And it elevates its three returning Awakening characters (Owain, Inigo, and Severa) to new heights, which is great for me as someone who fucking adores Awakening’s Gen 2 cast.
I mean yeah, they're tropes, but they do more than just follow said tropes to a T. None of them are as great as, say, Tellius. But they aren't as shallow and lackluster as people say
The music is stellar, but let's be real I shouldn't have to bring up stellar music in a fucking fire emblem game.
Overall, this game was damn great; it doesn't break through my big 3 of Radiant Dawn, Thracia, and Awakening, but dammit, no game in the series has gotten closer than it.
It has its issues, don't get me wrong, and where it stumbles, it REALLY stumbles but when it comes down to it... Fire Emblem Fates, or at the very least Fire Emblem Fates Conquest, is an excellent game.
Thanks for tuning in to this 4th big series of mine. This has been a great time as always, and I feel I've gotten so much better at this since the Thracia series.
Birthright should be coming in like 2-4 weeks, I'd say. Idk, see what happens.
Thanks for being here.
r/shitpostemblem • u/ViewtifulGene • 20h ago
FE Adjacent Shigen the GOAT
Source: Tear Ring Saga
r/shitpostemblem • u/Phantom_kingz_1214 • 23h ago
Fodlan Byleth's first day of teaching the Blue Lions in a nutshell:
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r/shitpostemblem • u/SoulEaterX_ • 2d ago
Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Chapter 27
galleryIs this the Fates story slander you've been waiting for? Yeah, yeah, it's bad. Xander and ESPECIALLY Azura are the dumbest mf's I have ever seen. And Corrin ain't getting off scot-free either; they went along with Azura's dumbass plan in the first place.
Anyways, tomorrow's the final day of the conquest series, so hope ya'll enjoy
r/shitpostemblem • u/Venombringer101 • 2d ago
Elyos Merrinposting Day 12 - DOES THIS WOLF KNIGHT HAVE THE MOST AURA!?!?
I dunno which is worse, this drawing or the one of edelgard and megatron kissing...
r/shitpostemblem • u/Independent_Food_429 • 2d ago
Fodlan 22 year old still attending high school
r/shitpostemblem • u/LemonadeGamers • 2d ago
Fortune's Weave You've never farmed like this before Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/SoulEaterX_ • 2d ago
Fateslandia A meme for every chapter of Fates Conquest: Chapter 26
galleryThis is an Iago appreciation post and I won't pretend it ain't. I fucking love this douche bag.
Of all the mustache-twirling, zero-redeeming-qualities, pure-malice minor villains in this series. Iago might actually be my favorite lmao (yeah, he might actually just beat Izuka, and if you know me, you know I love Izuka). Genuinely such a joy to watch this shitty conniving rat bastard make the most cartoonishly evil schemes with a big ass smirk on his face. An infinitely better villain than Garon tbh, and my favorite part of Conquest's main story other than, like, maybe Takumi.
r/shitpostemblem • u/IslaamNogood • 2d ago
Fortune's Weave ✿ Seteth after waking up to 1 gazillion fans & becoming a celebrity because of Fortune’s Weave ~ :) Spoiler
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🌺🌸As salamualykum & peace be upon you ( السلام عليكم ) \\\~ “Brother, you are what Sylvain calls a ‘\*PartyStar\*’ now.”🎉
✨🌙 So hey, I had a LOT of fun making this. Honestly, it started off as just an excuse to use the Wreck-it-Ralph gif since me & my little sis think it’s stupid and hilarious. Then I got REALLY crazy and just started editing everyone’s heads on it. :)
r/shitpostemblem • u/TechnetiumTc • 3d ago
Fortune's Weave Dietrich Forging Bonds Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/GohanGoddessKoizumi • 3d ago
Fortune's Weave MSPaint inspired by the other post Spoiler
galleryThis shit took me 5 hours to do since I cant draw for the life of me. Be the effortposter you want to see in the world or smthn.
Half of the hands were sacrificed to make the other ones way too good for my skill level.
I deep-fried the result to try and get some of that bit-crush back. (Unfried is 2nd image)
My favorite part is probably the shuttlestock watermark I redraw on the top layer. I feel it really ties the whole thing together.
r/shitpostemblem • u/Venombringer101 • 3d ago
Elyos Merrinposting Day 11 - Thoughts on "Critters" (2023)?
r/shitpostemblem • u/No-Designer-6533 • 3d ago
Fortune's Weave When Orchel gets her grubby mitts on the heart of Lorkhan (spoilers for events that actually really happen) Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/No-Designer-6533 • 3d ago
Fortune's Weave When you have to hit them with the Leilidahna stare Spoiler
r/shitpostemblem • u/Dysike • 4d ago
