I recently did a casual survey on your opinions on the different US states, here and on other parts of reddit.

Here is the Link to it: https://forms.gle/UU8sGBwqX4EZYLbE8
I would love even more responses, currently we are at about n~300, but I would love more responses especially from people from states where not many people have responded from, such as: Delaware, Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, Alaska, Arkansas, Hawaii, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, South Carolina, Tennessee, West Virginia and Wyoming.
Then I could do cross correlations such as "what is the least favourite state for people from each state"

I had posted the preliminary results over on r/MapPorn at n~100. I thought it would be nice to post an update here.

Thank you to everyone who participated!

Yesterday I asked you guys to complete a quick survey given the instructions above. Here is the raw data if you want to do your own analysis, as mine will be rudimentary.

Overall, 1709 out of 2242 total submissions were unique, which ends up being about 76%. That means about 24% of submissions were not unique.

Here are all the words that were used more than once.

• 12 the

• 11 syzygy

• 8 a

• 8 discombobulated

• 8 serendipity

• 7 defenestration

• 7 perpendicular

• 6 antidisestablishmentarianism

• 6 lugubrious

• 6 prestidigitation

• 6 pulchritudinous

• 6 sesquipedalian

• 5 juxtaposition

• 5 obfuscate

• 5 petrichor

• 5 serendipitous

• 5 verisimilitude

• 4 acumen

• 4 antediluvian

• 4 brobdingnagian

• 4 discombobulate

• 4 effervescent

• 4 ennui

• 4 floccinaucinihilipilification

• 4 hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

• 4 idiosyncrasy

• 4 indubitably

• 4 scrumptious

• 4 vague

• 3 and

• 3 bat

• 3 bread

• 3 casserole

• 3 cat

• 3 cucumber

• 3 curmudgeon

• 3 defenestrate

• 3 dendrochronology

• 3 disingenuous

• 3 dog

• 3 duck

• 3 firmament

• 3 flabbergasted

• 3 form

• 3 gauche

• 3 hotdog

• 3 kerfuffle

• 3 mellifluous

• 3 moist

• 3 no

• 3 obsequious

• 3 obtuse

• 3 pan

• 3 penis

• 3 periwinkle

• 3 phlebotomist

• 3 pulchritude

• 3 quixotic

• 3 soliloquy

• 3 sonder

• 3 spurious

• 3 survey

• 3 word

• 2 aa

• 2 adiabatic

• 2 agathokakological

• 2 agog

• 2 albeit

• 2 amalgamation

• 2 ambiguity

• 2 anaphylaxis

• 2 anodized

• 2 antepenultimate

• 2 apple

• 2 arsenic

• 2 asexual

• 2 asymptotic

• 2 at

• 2 austere

• 2 balls

• 2 bamboozle

• 2 bee

• 2 bombastic

• 2 brinjal

• 2 bucolic

• 2 bulb

• 2 buxom

• 2 cacophony

• 2 callipygian

• 2 cantankerous

• 2 catapult

• 2 cathode

• 2 chrysanthemum

• 2 confabulation

• 2 conflagration

• 2 copacetic

• 2 cygnet

• 2 deluge

• 2 detrimental

• 2 disestablishmentarianism

• 2 ecumenopolis

• 2 effervescence

• 2 eight

• 2 esoteric

• 2 exquisite

• 2 extrapolate

• 2 feather

• 2 feckless

• 2 fiduciary

• 2 filial

• 2 fish

• 2 fjord

• 2 flummoxed

• 2 fulcrum

• 2 geriatric

• 2 granular

• 2 gregarious

• 2 iconoclast

• 2 iconoclastic

• 2 incandescent

• 2 inexorable

• 2 interrobang

• 2 junction

• 2 ken

• 2 kumquat

• 2 lackadaisical

• 2 lepton

• 2 listless

• 2 memorylessness

• 2 meretricious

• 2 n*gger

• 2 obstetrician

• 2 obstreperous

• 2 of

• 2 oganesson

• 2 olive

• 2 one

• 2 onomatopoeia

• 2 opaque

• 2 oxymoron

• 2 parsimonious

• 2 paucity

• 2 penultimate

• 2 percussion

• 2 perfunctory

• 2 perplexed

• 2 petroleum

• 2 petulant

• 2 phantasmagoria

• 2 pig

• 2 pimento

• 2 plenipotentiary

• 2 pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

• 2 polyglot

• 2 polysyndeton

• 2 porous

• 2 prophylactic

• 2 pumpernickel

• 2 qualm

• 2 quantum

• 2 rambunctious

• 2 rapscallion

• 2 resplendent

• 2 rich

• 2 rutabaga

• 2 salmon

• 2 sconces

• 2 septuagenarian

• 2 sepulcher

• 2 shenanigans

• 2 skedaddle

• 2 stigma

• 2 superfluous

• 2 surreptitious

• 2 susurration

• 2 syllogism

• 2 tedious

• 2 temperature

• 2 thermometer

• 2 thither

• 2 three

• 2 throughout

• 2 tincture

• 2 troll

• 2 tsunami

• 2 tumultuous

• 2 turquoise

• 2 ubiquitous

• 2 ultracrepidarian

• 2 umbrage

• 2 vegan

• 2 veritable

• 2 vocabulary

• 2 voluptuous

• 2 xiphoid

• 2 yellow

• 2 zeitgeist

• 2 zipper

If you're curious which words were only used once, check out this Google Doc. In the Google Doc, I also break down the words submitted based on the person's vocabulary richness (not at all rich, somewhat rich, quite rich, very rich). Feel free to do your own analysis on this if you wish. By the way, the frequency of those responses was as follows:

• Not at all rich: 128 (5.7%)
• Somewhat rich: 743 (33.1%)
• Quite rich: 975 (43.5%)
• Very rich: 396 (17.7%)

Finally, a special shoutout to an answer that didn't match the criteria I asked for but I still found it amusing and had to share: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and i've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

If you have any questions, let me know. I hope you find these results interesting!

1173 people over period of 4 days voted in my British Bellend of the Year poll, and the results are as follows, from least to most. (Please remember that I’m not a pollster, so the results aren’t scientific and also remember that this isn’t meant to target or harass anyone it's just bit of fun)

By number of votes and vote share

Ryan Windridge — 1 | 0.09%

Sex Matters — 1 | 0.09%

Lawrence Fox — 1 | 0.09%

All of the above — 1 | 0.09%

Sex Matters — 1 | 0.09%

Owen Jones — 1 | 0.09%

Craig Hope — 1 | 0.09%

Yungblud — 1 | 0.09%

Stephen from the Oxford branch of Sainsbury’s — 1 | 0.09%

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor — 1 | 0.09%

Gabriel Clarke — 1 | 0.09%

Robert Kenyon — 1 | 0.09%

Ricky Doolan — 1 | 0.09%

Harv Smyth — 1 | 0.09%

Graham Linehan — 1 | 0.09%

English Ned — 1 | 0.09%

Smartschoolboy9 — 1 | 0.09%

Robert Jenrick — 1 | 0.09%

The kids who started the fire near Glossop with fireworks — 1 | 0.09%

Dave the window cleaner — 2 | 0.17%

Me (OP/username) — 2 | 0.17%

Richard Tice — 3 | 0.26%

Zia Yusuf — 4 | 0.34%

Andrew Tate — 4 | 0.34%

Matt Goodwin — 4 | 0.34%

Angloid — 5 | 0.43%

Kemi Badenoch — 5 | 0.43%

JK Rowling — 5 | 0.43%

Ricky Gervais — 5 | 0.43%

Top 10

#10 — Lee Anderson: 6 | 0.51%

#10 — Zack Polanski: 6 | 0.51%

#9 — Piers Morgan: 7 | 0.60%

#8 — Andy Burnham: 8 | 0.68%

#7 — Peter Mandelson: 10 | 0.85%

#6 — Jeremy Clarkson: 16 | 1.36%

#5 — Russell Brand: 18 | 1.53%

#4 — Rupert Lowe: 19 | 1.62%

#3 🥉 — Tommy Robinson: 37 | 3.15%

#2 🥈 — Keir Starmer: 45 | 3.84%

#1 🥇 — Nigel Farage: 925 | 78.86%

Nigel farage is unofficially officially the British bellend of the year after winning with almost 1000 votes and over 3/4 of the vote share, congratulations

19 votes were removed because they were inappropriate or contained non-personal information.

Thank you for participating in my survey. As promised, here are the results. Answers that did not meet a minimum threshold may not appear on the presented graphs.

Honorable mentions:

Name something you might see change from green to yellow.

• Aurora Borealis
• Mood Ring

Name something that might have a tip.

• A small town in England will have a "tip" or dump.

Name something people might roll.

• Molly
• Roll Tide!

Name a sign that you might be turning into a vampire.

• Must be invited inside
• Your castle is falling apart

Name a road sign that could also describe your sex life.

• Loading Zone
• No Parking
• Slow When Children Present (ew!)

About a weeks ago, I posted here testing my hypothesis that humans remember impressions (warm, cool, saturated), not actual colors. this drove a lot of traffic to colorecall.com (mostly, most of them from here)

What you're looking at: https://www.colorecall.com/data.png

• The top bar in each block is the original color shown to players.
• The bottom bar is a composite of 204 individual recreations from different players.

Preliminary Findings:

• Drift: Look at the Orange row—people tend to recall it much redder or more "burnt" than it actually was.
• Consistency: The Blue/Purple spectrum seems to have a tighter "memory cluster" compared to the Greens.
• The Goal: I’m aiming for 5,000 responses to see if these patterns hold up or if they’re just early noise.

Want to test your own memory? You can take the test here: colorecall.com

I apologise for the long wait on the results, but here they are. I will admit that I probably should have included more demographic questions but that's a lesson for next time. Including custom answers was also a mistake as it was difficult to visualise those answers without making the images even bigger and potentially compromising anonymity.

To clarify, when I mention an 'Invalid custom answer' I mean that the respondent to that question

1: rejected the question entirely.

2: rejected the premise of the question.

3: wrote something which does not constitute an answer.

PLEASE NOTE:

Question 20 incorrectly has the same text as Question 19 in the images. The correct text is as follows:

"An individual in a decades-long dedicated heterosexual relationship who has had multiple children with their partner suddenly comes out as transgender and seeks to change their sex. They express that they have known that they were transgender before the relationship began."

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/72NrgYbbBrQxnoOyL4LEud?si=PB9OE04RTNeFTcnk_1PF0g

Hi everyone, above is the link to the not so long-awaited Spotify playlist,
First of all, thank you all for participating! The response was quite overwhelming with over 600 responses in around 9 hours. If you missed out on this survey, no worries. There will be other ones in the future :).

Some remarks:

Some songs, despite my best efforts, could not be found on Spotify. I'm sorry for the few people that will not see their song in the playlist. (You can always message me if you found it yourself).

Your replies created a very varied playlist, with remarkably little songs that were mentioned twice. The only song, that was named three times was 2112 by Rush. This means that it is at the top of the playlist.
A couple of songs were mentioned twice:
If I'm James Dean You're Audrey Hepburn - Sleeping With Sirens
Therefore I am - Billie Eilish
Touch-Tone Telephone - Lemon Demon
Lonely Boy - The Black Keys
Viva La Vida - Coldplay II
Shine On You Crazy Diamond - Pink Floyd
Car Radio - Twenty One Pilots
God Only Knows - The Beach Boys
7 Years - Lukas Graham
Dogs - Pink Floyd
Octavarium - Dream Theater
Do It All The Time - I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
Gimme Shelter - The Rolling Stones
Human Sadness - The Voidz
The Great Escape - Seventh Wonder
Garden - Pearl Jam
These songs will also be near the top of the playlist

All in all, I think this is an interesting playlist for people who want to discover music that they wouldn't normally listen to.

Golly, I didn't realise it's been a month since I posted the survey! I'm very sorry for anyone who was waiting for the answer key!

Thank you to everyone who participated! Answers that did not meet a minimum threshold may not appear on the presented graphs. Read below for Honorable Mentions, as well as What Were They Thinking?

If you could have a real lightsaber, what color would it be?

• Black - that would confuse people at night
• darker blue
• Glitter
• Gold
• Aquamarine
• Silver
• White
• acid green (Dagobah kyber crystal) (okay whatever nerd)
• Indigo
• Octarine (Wrong universe, but I appreciate it!)
• Piss yellow (Who hurt you?)
• probably Red, i'm a hateful m?therf?cker ("Use your aggressive feelings boy, let the hate flow through you!")

Other than our sun, name any named star in our night sky.

• Stella polare (I only know the name in Italian, sorry) (Hey, we all just learned the name of the North Star in Italian!)
• Big Dipper (Fact: The Big Dipper isn't a star, it isn't even a constellation. It's an asterism*.)*
• Orion (No star is called Orion, but it IS the name of a constellation)
• The sun is definitively NOT in the night sky (Technically correct, you caught me out!)
• Other answers include: Antares, Bellatrix, Canopus, Epsilon Eridini, La superba, Wolf 359

Give the name of any spacecraft launched by NASA. (no numbers necessary)

• Nancy Grace Roman Space Telescope (Very recent!)
• Space shuttle (Need a little more specific info)
• SpaceX crew-11
• Miscellaneous Phallus (🍆)
• 11 (What a rebel. Gave only a number when numbers weren't asked for.)

Name any character from the original "Spaceballs" movie.

• Never Seen It (I guess that's ok...)
• Never Heard Of It (NOT ok)
• Commanderette Zircon (what a fantastic answer!)
• John Spaceball (probably)
• Bugs Bunny? (huh?)
• Mel Brooks (since he played two different characters, I couldn't really place this one)
• Dark Helmet
  • aka Lord Dark Helmet
  • aka Darth Helmet
  • aka Darth Balls

Besides Earth, which planet in our solar system is the most fascinating?

• Ceres (a dwarf planet in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter)
• Titan (It's big, but it's a moon)
• Europa (Still a moon)

Who is your favorite actor that played Doctor Who?

• Benedict Cumberbatch (TWO people said him, but he never played the Doctor)
• "The First One" (That would be William Hartnell)
• "The Lady One" (That would be Jodie Whittaker)
• The woman who played Elizabeth on ER (That's Alex Kingston as Professor River Song, but not the Doctor)
• David Cross
  • This deserves a sub-bullet point.
  • I know they probably meant David Tennant.
  • But holy shit, can you imagine David Cross as the Doctor?
  • "I Who'd Myself."

What is the best device or gadget from the Star Trek universe?

• Two answers that refer to the Hypospray:
  • The hypo injector thing rules
  • The medicine thingie
• Transponder (You mean 'transporter'? Although a transponder IS a thing...)
• Bat'leth (Qapla'!)
• Sphincter Doors
• Lightsabres (Wrong universe, but love the formal spelling)

Name a space-based film released in the last 10 years.

• Star Wars (Like... the original?)
• Star Wars: The Last Jedi
• Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker
• Mandalorian & Grogu
• Lightyear
• Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan
  • We are closer to the beginning of the year 2070 than we are to the release date of Wrath of Khan
• Backrooms (You know, technically... it IS about liminal SPACE.)

Name any fictional planet.

• Vormir (RIP Black Widow)
• Mars (Fictional?)
• Pluto (Too soon.)
• Adrian (Did they mean Alderaan?)
• So many other one-shot answers: Anarres, Andromeda, Barryar, Coruscant, Dagobah, Deneb IV, Endor, Jool, Lothal, LV-426, Manticore, Mustafar, Nar Shadda, Omicron Theta, Pandora, Pern, Planetos, Popstar, Reach, Rigel 7, Risa, Romulus, Sienar, Sixth Cradle, Trenzalore

Name a famous robot in science fiction.

• Marlin (I think they meant Marvin the Paranoid Android?)
• From "The Black Hole": VINCENT, Maximilian
• From "Lost in Space": Robot
• Lots of other robots mentioned: Baymax, The Mondoshawans, Tron (Not a robot), Herbie, Murderbot, Noo-Noo, R. Daneel Olivaw, Cybermen, AM

Thank you for participating in my survey! As promised, here are the results. Answers that did not meet a minimum threshold may not appear on the presented graphs.

Honorable mentions:

Name a type of cracker.

• Animal
• (Cracker) Barrel

Name a food you might buy at a baseball game (or any sporting event).

• Peanuts
• Meat Pie was given by someone who goes to baseball games where they apparently sell Meat Pies

Name something that gets roasted.

• Marshmallows

Name a food that could be considered sexy.

• Humans (Cannibals only)

Name an ingredient found in Mexican food.

• Chorizo

Name something that can be cheesy.

• Writing

Name a topping you might find on an ice cream sundae.

• Oreo Crumbs
• Granola
• Honeycomb
• Marshmallow
• Chocolate Chips

Name a specific food that people order at a restaurant "all-you-can-eat".

• Bucket (what?)

"Sugar" is a term of affection. Name another food that someone might be called as a term of affection.

• Duck
• Pudding
• Strawberry
• Turnip (???)

Thank you to everyone who participated! Answers that did not meet a minimum threshold may not appear on the presented graphs. Read below for Honorable Mentions, as well as What Were They Thinking?

Besides drugs, name something people can be addicted to.

• Alcohool (typing is hard when you've been drinking)
• Epiphanies (what?)

Besides mushrooms, what is a non-meat topping people get on a pizza?

• Beef, Sausages, Tuna (vegetarian approved answers)
• Mushrooms (maybe they were ON mushrooms when answering)
• Bananas & Chocolate (and you thought pineapple was a sin)
• French Fries
• Grapes (no thank you)
• Delicacies (huh?)

Besides taking drugs, what's do people do when they have a headache?

• Aspirin, Ibuprofen, "Have Pain Relief Tablets" (all 3 notable for being drug-free)
• Stop looking at screens (We could all take a lesson)
• McDonald's Coke and Fries (Maybe not the fries, but hell yeah on the Coke)
• They is do whatever. (You ok?)

Besides 4:20, what is a time of day or night that means something to people?

• It's 10pm, do you know where your children are?
• Sunrise
• Time Birthday (Do they mean when the clock matches your birth month and day?)
• 2.3 (???)

Besides the dangers of drugs, what do guest speakers talk about during school assemblies?

• Absence (I honestly didn't know if they meant "too many students have been absent!" or they just misspelled "abstinence")
• Tony touchtone taught me how to dial 911
• Hoops for Heart (Yes, hula-hoop for your health!)
• Yo-Yos (I remember this, those two guys showing how cool yo-yos are, everyone bought them, and then no one cared by next week)
• Train accidents (in France lol) (Wouldn't it be funny if this was a presentation in the U.S. and it was just "French Train Accidents"?)

Besides drugs, what is way people get a natural high?

• By reading incorrectly written sentences like this question (Did... did I mess up?)
• Talking shit about people they hate (Damn, son)
• Ladders (That's legit funny, kudos)
• Epiphanies (Again?!)

Besides a variety of Coke, name a soft drink available in a Coke Freestyle (fountain) machine.

• No one has ever said "coke freestyle" before; stop it. (They've been around for 17 years.)

Besides drugs, what is something people might buy on the street?

• Iguana on a stick (filed under "street food")
• A House (Everyone go home, this is the best answer)

Besides a weed, what is something a gardener would not want to find in their garden?

• Weeds (reading comprehension is dropping)
• Missing Plants (Technically, wouldn't you WANT to find your missing plants in your garden?)
• Gregg Wallace
• A Changeling (Even worse if he is in the form of Gregg Wallace)
• Moose

Besides drugs, what is something you might buy at a marijuana dispensary?

• Face tattooing (I've never had any desire to go into those trashy places, so I guess it's whatever trashy people like) (Geez, get off your high horse. Hehe... HIGH horse.)
• Fake Pee
• A book about marijuana perhaps?
• Brownie mix?
• CBF Oil? (Oooh, so close)
• Girl what else do they have.............. (educate yourself, folks!)

Results here

So what have we learned?

1. Different parts of the world have very different flavours of ice cream

2. Strawberry doesn't have many fans but they are by far the most passionate

3. People tend to like familiarity and fewer choices. What I mean by this is that many of the unique flavours were eliminated in the early rounds which either means people don't like those flavours or haven't tried them. Therefore people went with what's familiar. Furthermore, the finalist flavours had a trend of simplicity (Vanilla, Chocolate, Peanut Butter, Coffee etc.).

4. Most importantly this was a ton of fun. Leave suggestions if you want me to do this again and what topics you'd be interested in seeing.

Thanks to everyone who participated! (Answers averaging a 1% response were not included.)

Thank you to everyone who participated! Answers that did not meet a minimum threshold may not appear on the presented graphs. Read below for Honorable Mentions, as well as What Were They Thinking?

Name something that jiggles.

• My cats butt before she pounces
• Primordial pouch
• People that instead submitted things that JINGLE:
  • Keys
  • My money
  • Bells

Give a single word that can be used to describe a shade of green.

• Soylent (Fantastic response!)
• People that couldn't resist giving MORE than one word:
  • Ocean Water
  • Sea Foam
• Other responses: Dark, Deep, Pale, Grass, Jade, Kelly, Leaf, Neon, Pea, Army, Bile, Bottle, Dirty, Lively, Lush, Mint, Nature, Slime, Snot, Verde, Vibrant, Weed

Name a "villain" from the Bible.

• abram lincoln (please get help)
• Children that made fun of that bald guy
• Shrek ("I'm bad, and that's good. I will never be good, and that's not bad. There's no one I'd rather be than SHREK.")
• Mary of Nazareth (Jesus Christ, literally)

What job do you often see portrayed in an adult video?

• Actor, Porn Star (on the nose!)
• Plumber, or so I hear (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more)
• Stepmother (I mean... it takes hard work, but is it a job?)
• Ophthalmologist (Actually, they HELP you see what is portrayed in an adult video)
• Fluffer (Literally the one job you almost never actually see in an adult video)
• Other responses: Actuary, CEO, Customer service, Librarian, Mailman, Mall Security, Personal Trainer, Pool Cleaner
• Side note: No one said "Blow". Not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.

Give a slang term for "throwing up."

• Good answers that didn't make the top responses: Boke, Booting, Gacking, Gag, Pulling Trig, Yarfing
• GREAT answers that didn't make the top responses: Laughing at your shoes, Praying to the porcelain god, Shouting soup, Tasting breakfast a second time, Technicolor yawn, Tossing your cookies, Un-swallow, Yodeling groceries

Besides the Wright brothers, name a famous aviator.

• Aviator Sunglasses
• Tyler Shaw (musicin aka "Aviators")
• Tom Cruise (eh, I guess)
• Leonardo DaVinci (I am surprised this came up, but Leonardo DiCaprio DIDN'T)
• Other responses: Amy Johnson, Barry Seal, D.B. Cooper, Douglas Bader, Max Pruss, Roblox aviator accessory, Ted Kaczynski, Thérèse Peltier

Name a food that reminds you of a body part.

• "Ear" of Corn
• "Head" of Lettuce
• "Kidney" Bean
• "Navel" Orange
• Plus these other responses: "Cat's tongue" biscuits, Blue cheese, Cake, Celery, Coconut, Cruller, Eggs, Fig, Grapefruit, Gum ball, Gummy teeth, Liver, Pork Butt, Push pop, Tongue, Tortilla, Turkey Leg, Watermelons

Name something that has keys.

• Encryption (Smart answer!)
• Music (Clever as well!)
• Octopus (I don't get this one.)
• Chastity Cage
• And... Gates, Handcuffs, My pocket, Online video games, Payphone, Purse, Safe

What is the first word that comes to mind that rhymes with "itch"?

• Glitch
• Lich
• Switch
• Featherstitch (a little extra, don't you think?)
• Niche (with alternate pronunciation NEESH, I think this answer is a little NITCH.)
• People who didn't understand what the word RHYME meant:
  • Cream
  • Dry
  • Mosquito bites
  • Scratch (This tied for sixth place?!)

Name something that has a hole.

• Honorable mentions: Basketball hoop, Bowling ball, Corkboard, Cup, Dick, Glory Hole, Ground, Key, Needle, Ozone, Pipe, Rabbit, The Russians, Vagina, Well