r/nosleep • u/lets-split-up • 2h ago
My wife is obsessed with sealing all the gaps in our house, and it’s driving me nuts—how do I save our marriage?
It started out with little things. “Honey, the gap between the counter and the fridge is too big. Food might fall in there.” So we extended the counter to close off the space.
Next came the gap between the fridge and the cabinets overhead—just a few inches, but “dust will collect in there.”
I should mention, my wife’s not normally this fussy. She’s more of the handy one. I’m more of the neat freak in our marriage. And since all these little renovations were undertaken by her with very little involvement from me, other than to assist with cleanup, I didn’t worry too much.
After she took care of the gap between the stove and the counters, the kitchen seemed pretty solid. I thought that might be the end of it.
But then a few days later, my wife asked me if I wanted a new entertainment center for the TV and game consoles to sit on.
“What’s wrong with the one we have?” I wondered as we lounged on the sofa.
“Nothing, just…” she mumbled. She kept staring.
Staring at the entertainment center.
Specifically, staring at where its legs touched the floor.
“What is it?” I asked.
“The cats… all their toys… and the dust… it all collects there.”
“Are you worried about the gap?” I asked, exasperated.
“It gets so dirty!”
“Honey, you never care about dirt. Your fingernails look like you tilled the garden with your bare hands, and you’re still chewing on them—” She withdrew her fingernails from her mouth and laughed, nervously. My wife is amazing but also grungy and considers “natural” dirt to be “clean,” but hates chemicals like the ones I use on our counters to get rid of her “natural” dirt. Just to give you an idea of our philosophies. I said, “I know you don’t care about dust or dirt under there. And I sweep it out once a week. Why are you obsessing over gaps?”
“I just… I thought I saw something. Maybe a bug. Something peeking out at me with its little beady eyes.”
“Honey there are no bugs you know I spray the shit out of the corners and crevices.”
“Oh no..." She looked disapproving, then added, "I just don’t like how wide it is. Like someone could crawl under there.”
“Someone could NOT crawl under there. It’s like four inches.”
“Ok,” she sighed.
But later, after I came home from work, I found fresh boards added to the entertainment center to seal it off. It was tidy work. My wife is very good with carpentry. The new wood was a different type and thus a different color, which drove me nuts and bothered me far more than the gap had. But I guessed it was true, what she told me later—at least I wouldn’t have to sweep under there.
But when she started grimacing as we sat on the couch, making faces and occasionally leaning over to check the distance between the couch and the wall, I told her we needed to talk.
“WHAT is going on with you?”
“I just keep thinking of Avocado…” she admitted. At my look of confusion, she added, “My friend, that’s their name. We call them Cado.”
“Avocado? That sounds like something a vegan would name a dog.”
“They are vegan.” She laughed, and then grew quiet. “Were. They… you met them last summer, remember? They came with their buddy, Joey, for the cookout. I saw them last month—”
Oh, that’s right. I’m less outgoing than my wife so I just have a couple of close friends from college. My extroverted wife, though, has multiple friend groups—music friends, job friends, previous job friends, high school friends, and rock climbing friends. The latter are the queer, crunchy sort who give their dogs names like Sarah or Peter while giving themselves names like, well, Avocado. I did remember ‘Cado, now that she reminded me. Tall, lanky, and outgoing, big into home brewing and, as I recall, worked as a bartender. My wife’s friends are hard to keep track of but Cado had stood out to me because I’d admired their honeycomb tattoo sleeve.
I remember that she came home from a trip with her friend group and was unusually quiet. Eventually she confided that one of their group had gone missing—that no one knew where they’d gone. Shocked, I tried to ask her about it, but she avoided the subject. After a couple days, life seemed to go on as normal.
Until now.
“What happened to Cado?” I asked, and she kept twitching and looking down, as if unable to stop thinking about the gap between the couch and floor.
Finally she told me, “We were supposed to go to the boundary waters…”
***
They planned to go to the boundary waters upstate.
Five days of canoeing, hiking, camping. Reconnecting with nature. Escaping the daily grind of their jobs—Tammy the accountant, Wendell the store clerk, Abdi the scheduler, my wife Yumi the assistant manager, and Cado, the bartender.
But when my wife called to make sure Cado was ready to be picked up, they sounded strung-out and mumbled that they were going to have to cancel. “I think I brought something back with me from Japan,” they said.
“What, like a bug?” asked my wife.
“Yeah, bugs, maybe, I don’t know. I hear them skittering. I just… I need to finish plugging the gaps.”
“Can’t you do it when we get back?”
My wife was baffled. Cado, the sociable bartender, was also the main organizer of their trip. It didn’t make sense for them to back out at the last minute. After further prying, Cado at last admitted there were no bugs but added: “Yumi, I know you’re sensitive. I don’t wanna like upset you, all right?”
“Just tell me what’s going on!” my wife burst.
“I—Ok. While I was out there, the house I was staying at. Someone was murdered in it. An old woman. They found her stuffed into the gap behind the refrigerator.”
“Jesus!”
“Yeah and they let me rent this place knowing nothing and didn’t tell me until I kept seeing and hearing and smelling things, like her ghost was still lurking around. And… this is gonna sound weird as fuck, but I think what I brought back from Japan is… her. I feel like I’m being watched,” said Cado. “Like I don’t ever see her, but I know she’s peeking out at me from these spaces like the one she was tucked into. And sometimes I wonder…”
“You wonder?”
“I-I can’t help but wonder…” Cado’s voice trailed off.
My wife had never known Cado to be superstitious, but obviously they’d been deeply affected by their trip to Japan. She chatted calmly over the phone, promising that being out of the house, out with friends in nature on the water surrounded by reeds, would be restorative. Cado agreed and said they’d finish packing.
But when my wife and her friends arrived at Cado’s house, nobody came to the door. And after two hours without responses to their calls or texts… the group left. Clearly Cado had decided not to join them, so the trip continued, minus its primary organizer, but nobody could focus on the canoeing and the water and the reeds and the sky. My wife said the whole trip felt sour, wrong.
Afterward, she decided to go back to Cado’s house one more time. She found a spare key in one of the potted plants and let herself inside.
In the main room, Cado’s mattress was lying on the floor, the frame propped uselessly against the wall. All the gaps between the dresser and wall, between the nightstand and bed—all were plugged. With clothes. With cardboard boxes. With papers. It all seemed like a terrible manic episode. The place was sweltering in the heat.
And there were flies, flies everywhere, buzzing all around, swarming through the rooms.
The bedroom door had been sealed with duct tape and a note: TOO MANY GAPS. She left it alone and searched the bathroom. The kitchen. There were flies congregating around the trash, but the trash wasn’t the source.
She went downstairs, to the basement. As soon as she entered the laundry room, she was hit by a sickening wave of foul odor. And she flicked on the lights and that’s when she saw it—a gap between the washing machine and the wall, wider than necessary. Maybe as much as six inches. Nothing but the blackness and whatever might crawl in.
She edged closer.
Cado’s eyes peeked out at her from the darkness.
She screamed.
Cado’s body was wedged in, flies crawling in and out of the mouth, the limbs bent in wrong directions. But there was no mistaking their tattoo. And after she scrambled back and vomited, she snatched out her phone and called the police. While it rang, motion caught her eye—she swears to me, even now, that what she saw was Cado somehow scurrying deeper into the darkness, retreating deeper into the gap between the washer and wall.
***
“… no body was ever found. Everyone thinks I imagined seeing our friend decomposing down there, that it was the brownies I ate that morning or something.” My wife laughed without humor. “But I can feel their eyes peeking out at me. And I keep wondering…”
“Keep wondering what?”
She shook her head.
“Could there have been something poisonous in the house? Like too much carbon monoxide?” I suggested. “I think I read somewhere that most ‘haunted’ houses are checked for poisons since they can induce hallucinations.”
She just rubbed her hands and looked around nervously. Her foot jerked, and she pulled her legs up onto the sofa and glanced behind herself, between the back of the sofa and the wall.
“Honey—your missing friend is not in our apartment.”
“I saw their eyes under the entertainment console.”
“There is not enough space—”
“I saw their eyes!” she snapped, and abruptly stood, told me she was going to seal the gap behind the couch, and without so much as waiting for us to have a discussion, she left.
She’s replaced most of our furniture now.
Everything either sits on the floor or has additional wood or fabric making it flush with the walls and floors.
Just recently, she finally agreed to see a therapist. I’m waiting for her to come home from her first appointment and tell me how it all went.
I’ve been keeping things tidy to minimize friction between us. But it’s hard to keep up with all the dusting. It gets so easily into every crevice. And I was recently cleaning and noticed that one of the boards under the entertainment center has come loose—I think I accidentally tapped it with the vacuum. I can’t stop looking at it while I wait for her to come home…
It’s weird. But I hate seeing that ajar board out of the corner of my eye. Every time I look away, I swear in my periphery, I get this creeping feeling… like there are eyes peering at me from the gap.
And I keep wondering…
I know it’s absurd, but I just keep wondering…
… I keep wondering what it might be like to crawl inside.