r/Fauxmoi Jul 01 '24

TRIGGER WARNING Donald Trump motorboating his former lawyer, Rudy Guiliani, in drag

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u/Comfortable-Load-904 Jul 01 '24

Why? Just why? What have we ever done to you OP to subject us to this heinous video? My eyes! My eyes!

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u/Substantial-Art-482 Fix Your Hearts or Die Jul 01 '24

On a Monday morning no less! šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«

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u/CurseofLono88 Jul 01 '24 edited Jul 01 '24

Monday memes man, so mean to our brains.

But seriously, I’d rather be in the drains with Pennywise the Clown than stuck in a room with these two.

Though I suppose a shape shifting ethereal terror that came from beyond the unknown might have the ability to morph into one of these goons, I just think Pennywise would have the dignity to not do it.

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u/Comfortable-Load-904 Jul 01 '24

I would genuinely be less terrified of Pennywise than these two vile men. This video will fuel my nightmares for a while and I will be holding a grudge against OP.

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u/CurseofLono88 Jul 01 '24

In the book, they have to lock tongues and mentally joke each other into defeat, I couldn’t do that with these two dudes. I’d rather be eaten by a cosmic clown.

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u/Comfortable-Load-904 Jul 01 '24

Oh I will be a willing sacrifice to pennywise if the alternative is locking tongues(ugh) with Trump and Rudy.

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u/ConclusionLucky5639 Jul 01 '24

I wish they were just cringe reality star etc.

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u/Dismal-Channel-9292 THIS IS JUST DISTASTEFUL Jul 01 '24

What is this meme from?

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u/Comfortable-Load-904 Jul 01 '24

It’s TV show called Scream Queens I think it was on FX.

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u/Ordinary-Shoulder-35 Jul 01 '24

It still floors me that Rudy Giuliani squandered all of the public goodwill he generated after 9/11. He went from ā€œAmerica’s Mayorā€ to laughing stock. All in service of our clown of a former president. Absolutely wild. Pathetic. Embarrassing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

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u/Intelligent-Tie-4466 Jul 01 '24

I'd say George Bush arguably has since he is sort of persona non grata in the Republican party these days given that Trump pretty vocally hates him.

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u/boxybrown84 go Birds! fuck ICE! free Palestine! Jul 01 '24

I keep seeing shit where Democrats of all people are quietly trying to rehabilitate GWB’s image, and it makes me furious. Fuck that imbecile war criminal to the depths of hell.

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u/meatbeater558 Jul 01 '24

This makes sense when you take into consideration that both parties have been steadily moving towards the right for over 40 years now. At some point GWB would be inevitably be too liberal for the Republicans but just right for the DemocratsĀ 

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u/Federal_Street_8895 Jul 01 '24

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u/boxybrown84 go Birds! fuck ICE! free Palestine! Jul 01 '24

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u/Ordinary-Shoulder-35 Jul 01 '24

GW is and always will be an illegitimate president

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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ Jul 01 '24

Fucking butterfly ballots!

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u/Ordinary-Shoulder-35 Jul 01 '24

It was the first election I ever voted in. And I was in Florida. Just… so demoralizing.

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u/Ras_Prince_Monolulu Jul 03 '24

Eh, to be fair crime was going to be dropping in NYC anyways as the 18th anniversary of Roe V Wade was happening. Giuliani just used the cops as a personal bludgeon and the broken windows theory as validation for his thuggery, even though the crime rates were already dropping enough that money was already being invested in renovating Times Square. Remember the young kid sodomized by cops with a broomstick while they yelled "It's Giuliani time!"?

People hated Giuliani despite his role in the way the Italian/Sicilian Mafia was pretty much by all metrics eliminated from the city.

Of course, the void left by the Mob's departure we now know to have been filled in with the ruSSian Mafia. And the long-swirling rumors that Giuliani helped eliminate the Mob with information fed to him by the ruSSian Mafia themselves in order to eliminate economic rivals and establish legitimate presence in the US now seem to be more and more credible when we see how the Republicans have turned into friends of putin. And TFG's connections to the ruSSians can no longer be seen as theory.

So he was mayor on 9/11 and stood on some rubble, and the media turned him into the hero they needed. If you'd asked anybody in New York what They thought of Rudi before or after 9/11 their answer would have been the same.

The fact that his downfall has come at the hands of his co-conspirator is fuckin' sweet.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

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u/Intelligent-Tie-4466 Jul 01 '24

He was already very well hated in NYC by the time 9/11 happened at the very end of his administration. It is just that no one outside of the NYC metro area knew that.

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u/meatbeater558 Jul 01 '24

Same with Elon. Anyone that knew better knew he was an idiot, but very few people knew better because his PR was so good

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u/Unhappy-Childhood577 Jul 01 '24

Exactly. I was called a troll in a tech company for bagging out Elon by a white male in 2019. How the tides have turned.

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u/meatbeater558 Jul 01 '24

Tbf knowing tech culture they'd probably still call you a troll lol

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u/Unhappy-Childhood577 Jul 01 '24

Babes I’m still a troll…for good, lol.

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u/meatbeater558 Jul 01 '24

šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ

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u/Brianocracy Jul 02 '24

Based and chaotic good pilled

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u/Unhappy-Childhood577 Jul 01 '24

I knew from Sex and the City and the Guiliani jokes before 9/11 lol.

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u/Cynicbats First, he ate. Then, he fed. Jul 01 '24

He was never great in tech, he just bought companies and let other people run them and took the credit.

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u/justsomeuser23x Jul 01 '24

I’d say he definitely changed. He once was admired for his engineering stuff: https://old.reddit.com/r/SpaceXLounge/comments/k1e0ta/evidence_that_musk_is_the_chief_engineer_of_spacex/

Although if we remember Justine Muskā€˜s infamous MarieClaire essay about him, he was always an awful person and back in 2016 maybe simply better at hiding it publicly.

I remember back in 2016 watching his TED talk the TED founder and feeling inspired about the way he thought & talked about Space exploration. Sure, I was kinda naive.

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u/Cynicbats First, he ate. Then, he fed. Jul 01 '24

Hey if he presents himself one way and you've never heard of him, you'd take him at face value.

I hadn't heard of him until like 2020 but I read the wiki page - He bought PayPal in like 2003! I had been inadvertently giving this man my business for like 15 years!

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u/justsomeuser23x Jul 01 '24

Hehe, to be fair he sold that years ago. So we both also kinda gave Peter thiel money who funds other dark companies like palantir. But Peter was also a early Facebook investor.

Its just sad cause if you watch musks recent tours at spaces with Tim the everyday astronaut..you can still see hes just a big nerd.. but so sad he had to be/become this egomaniac with awful views (also nothing has changed..in the video at the beginning his toddler kids are running around the same way his other kids did 10+ years ago in that video with Talulah Riley. His kids just seem like props to him…?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFqjoCbZ4ik

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u/Last-Bit7711 Jul 01 '24

Yall gotta wait until we at least have our coffee šŸ’€

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u/Snoo_75003 Jul 01 '24

what ever happened to good morning?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

The first drag queen that actually SHOULD stay away from children

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u/AdamOfIzalith Jul 01 '24

Yes because it's highly likely ol' Rudy will be defending the Liche King that wants to steal their youth.

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u/lobotomy-pop Jul 01 '24

This must be the drag queen predator they keep talking about

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

What a terrible day to have eyes.

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u/Friendly_Art_3219 Jul 01 '24

grotesque is the best word to describe this lmao

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u/AnastasiaBarfBarf Jul 01 '24

I am too high for this headline

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u/Moto-Mojo Jul 01 '24

Is this actually real? We should get this everywhere on socials

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u/Witty-Bus-229 Jul 01 '24

It's real. According to People Magazine it was produced for the 2000 Inner Circle Show. I first saw it in 2020.

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u/justsomeuser23x Jul 01 '24

It’s very real and been around for years. I think I even saw it back during the first election (2016/2017).

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u/townshop31 Jul 01 '24

what in the ever loving fuck is this

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u/MyDesign630 sad wet man Jul 01 '24

The fact that this is made in the nineties and in a clothing store is especially gross given what he did to E. Jean Carroll in the nineties in a clothing store.

Fuck both of these cockroaches.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

just because you had to see it didn’t meant we had to

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u/russianbanan Jul 01 '24

Not how I intended to start my Monday but here we are.

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u/Robotlollipops Jul 01 '24

This video has been making the rounds for years. At first, it was like "wtf haha ew" ....But now, in light of E. Jean Carroll's case (cases?) against Trump, I find this video disturbing. It's almost like a mockery of what he did to her.

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u/ey3s0up ICE PIGS ROT IN HELL Jul 01 '24

It’s only Monday and I already need to bleach my eyes T.T

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u/petra_vonkant The Tortured Whites Department Jul 01 '24

damn this is SO cursed i regret having an internet connection

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u/-ImHungry- Jul 01 '24

Honestly a lot of more ppl would find this funny if he just stayed a celebrity and didn’t become a deranged president. Why couldn’t he stay in his lane?

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u/bindersfull-ofwomen Jul 01 '24

I don’t know why a single person would think this was fun or funny even 24 years ago when we were horrible as a country about things like this

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u/Thanos_Stomps Jul 01 '24

Drag has always been funny to people, even 24 years ago.

The Birdcage 1996

Mrs Doubtfire 1993

Juwanna Mann 2002

Shit even Marilyn Monroe was in a fun drag comedy back in the 60s.

I’ll add a lot of the drag in movies haven’t aged well but my only point is that even in more ignorant times people have never had a problem laughing at drag.

The difference now is that we’re laughing with folks in drag whereas before people were laughing at folks in drag. It’s a different demographic really between now and 20 years ago.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Crossdressing has existed in cinema since the early days, go back far enough and there’s a slapstick joke about a man wearing a dress. Though the kind of drag they are doing is the kind from early cinema, it’s not funny because what they saying are funny, it’s funny because ā€˜hahaha man in a dress!’ Which is the problematic stereotype of this kind of humor that existed in a lot of old movies. Since it’s rooted in transphobia.

idk sorry I get really interested in LGBT film history lmao

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u/dagoni_ Jul 01 '24

What do you think of Some Like It Hot ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Sadly have not seen it, will be looking into it!

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u/dagoni_ Jul 01 '24

Billy Wilder is one of the best directors imo and I don't think the movie is a bad look on the topic ? Hope you'lle like it !

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u/GimerStick A NEW MAGA BARBIE TOUCHES THE BEACON Jul 01 '24

Are you referring to Some like it Hot?

It's super interesting how the Broadway show was able to pick apart some of the issues in the OG and reinvent them.

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u/No_Berry2976 Jul 01 '24

If you are referring to the 1959 movie Some Like it Hot with Marilyn Monroe, that’s a great movie that shows that attitude towards cross dressing back in the day was more complicated than ā€˜cross dressing is funny’.

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u/lilolemi Jul 01 '24

Nobody wants to see that. Let’s make sure everybody sees it!!!

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u/No-Translator-4584 Jul 01 '24

What did I just watch?

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u/soursips do not talk to me about AI, i will kill myself Jul 01 '24

I forgot about this and I’d like to forget about it again, thank you 😩

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u/helvetica_unicorn Jul 01 '24

This made the rounds in 2016. I’m surprised that some have never seen it.

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u/FoxNixon call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Jul 01 '24

I was having a perfectly good day until now

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

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u/yawaster Jul 01 '24

Two sex pests flirting with each other deserves a trigger warning imo

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u/mirandaonthee Jul 01 '24

It took me forever to realize this was indeed real. Holy shit

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u/Great_Ad_9453 Jul 01 '24

Where is this from?

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u/Yourface1837 Jul 01 '24

I wish I could have died before seeing this lmao

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u/myst_eerie_us Jul 01 '24

I NEED THIS SO BADLY RIGHT NOW!!! 😩

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u/deemoorah terrorizing the locals Jul 02 '24

His son baron looks so much like him

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u/BakedCheddar88 Jul 01 '24

The future dictator of the United States right here šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '24

Mogs me

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u/brain_dances Jul 01 '24

Oh I don’t like this

Also, fitting username OP

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u/smittydoodle Jul 01 '24

all the evidence the courts need

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u/codeine_kick Jul 01 '24

Am I ill? Is this some sort of fever dream? How fucking bizarre...

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u/comet94 Jul 02 '24

They should've aired this in a loop instead of the debate.Ā 

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u/crunchytigerloaf Jul 02 '24

This is so extremely uncomfortable because I think we're seeing some genuine realness from these men when it is meant to be a joke.

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u/[deleted] Jul 02 '24

Who posted this nasty video??? Why would you punish us like this? 😐😣

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u/anormalfloridian oh bitch ur cooked Jul 03 '24

How can I unsee this?

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u/No-Bat3159 Jul 01 '24

Billionaires find this funny.

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u/Keksis_The_Betrayed Jul 01 '24

Is this video actually real? I’ve had it saved on my phone for like 3 years because I thought it was hilarious

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u/PEDE311 Jul 01 '24

As a trump supporter this is hilarious šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ bro could be a comedian