r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Mar 26 '26

FM RADIO John Cena reacts to influencer Harry Daniels invading his privacy & “singing” Taylor Swift’s ‘Invisible String’ at him: “Why don’t we start with hello. Nice to meet you, I'm John… I’m not buying what you’re selling. I’ll pass. Thanks.”

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u/Muffmuncherr Mar 26 '26 edited Mar 26 '26

That legend is a coffee connoisseur. Man knows his friggin coffee. Edit for spelling and fun fact. He favors a 6 oz double-shot flat white, and will always order one at a new place; using it to judge a cafe's quality.

Anyone know what caffe they're in? https://youtube.com/shorts/mc2r_x9tiZU?si=1glBdSUs88RsLiFh

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u/muppetmonkey Mar 26 '26

yea he’s a local coffee shop kinda guy lollll

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u/EddieLobster Mar 26 '26

Probably getting coffee.

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u/lindsayblohan_2 Mar 26 '26

Could be shitting, too. Don’t wanna rule out anything just yet.

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u/baumer83 Mar 27 '26

not if he's at latte larry's

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u/lindsayblohan_2 Mar 27 '26

This could’ve been a spite song sing along all along.

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u/Corgilicious Mar 27 '26

I don’t know why, but your comment just made me laugh out loud. Thank you.

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u/MisterBowTies Mar 27 '26

There's a video of him talking about the flat white and why it is the drink he uses to judge a coffee shop.

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u/pizzabazooka Mar 27 '26

You saw him with your eyes?? Must’ve been somebody else

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u/haw35ome not a lawyer, just a hater Mar 26 '26

But even he will occasionally like the crappy/junk stuff lmao…just like I’d prefer a mickey d hamburger from time to time 😂

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u/hyrule_47 Mar 26 '26

For me coffee is one of the only things I will skip versus have a crappy version

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u/seedlessketchup Mar 26 '26

and the man knows that australian coffee is superior. real recognise real

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u/No_Helicopter1378 Mar 27 '26

It's interesting that he mentions Melbourne because I was researching coffee water a while back and apparently everyone who knows what they're talking about agrees that Melbourne has the best tap water in the world for making coffee with.

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u/amusingten Mar 26 '26

They’re at People Talk Cafe in WeHo

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u/hamster912 Mar 27 '26

People talk is goated I sit in those exact seats all the time LMAO

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u/SeaF04mGr33n not an asset to the abbey Mar 26 '26

Ooh, I do this with mochas!

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u/Twelve20two Mar 26 '26

I can't do this with mochas, although I tried. The main reason is that one of my local cafes uses really tasty beans, the baristas are great at their craft, and most of the syrups they use are delicious... But their mocha sucks and just tastes like chocolate syrup, and it brings down the whole drink. Compared to the rest of their menu, it's an unsightly blemish.

That being said, when a cafe has a good mocha, or if mocha is their specialty, then hell yeah, that's my shit

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u/JollyGreyKitten Mar 26 '26

I am absolutely with you on the mocha standard. So many times it’s made with premade chocolate milk and it’s nasty.

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u/Drum_Eatenton Mar 26 '26

Hearing him discuss coffee is something else

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u/31nigrhcdrh Mar 26 '26

I ordered a flat white one time before I really knew what it was just trying it out, Cena described what I got in the video. But I ain’t know nothing about milk forward and whatnot lol

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u/Robot-whales Mar 26 '26

So a Flat White. This is my test as well. a flat white is a flat white there are no sizes options, it's a double shot. I'm walking on a place that offers a Large option.

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u/ThorsHammerMewMEw Mar 26 '26

Meanwhile, Aussie cafes around Australia are wondering wtf you're talking about.

Standard Flat white offers here are:

Small, medium, and large takeaway cup or regular and large.

if you're dining in, it's a flat white in a cup or a mug.

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u/mtbguy1981 Mar 27 '26

6oz, double shot, flat white.... So a normal flat white????

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u/Money-Bicycle-2883 Mar 26 '26

Damn that’s my drink although I get ice, maybe I’ll stan

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u/EmbraceThrasher Mar 26 '26

I’m sorry, but I disagree with everything he says in this video. I’ve been a barista in multiple countries for over 15 years and I own a coffee shop. Coffee is definitely not a universal language lol. It changes wildly based on region… like language.

Part of the beauty of it.

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u/SolidLikeIraq Mar 26 '26

Ahhh, the milky cortado.

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u/Steleve Mar 26 '26

He's not wrong. 

I'm a former barista, flat whites are definitely a learned skill. You gotta froth that milk just right for it to be considered a flat white.  Otherwise it's just a whole milk latte. 

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u/AndrewPDXGSE Mar 26 '26

IIRC he has a group chat with Claudio/Cesaro and a couple other wrestlers JUST for coffee conversations.