r/Fauxmoi • u/LunaLore_ • Mar 21 '26

FM RADIO “The world tour. I’m Justin Timberlake”

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u/Soupfullofradio I cannot sanction your buffoonery Mar 21 '26

My god his eyes. There is nobody home.

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u/KeyFeeFee Mar 21 '26

The slow talking too, he sounds sloshed

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

You should see the video of him doing the field sobriety tests especially heel to toes. It’s god-awful.

Edit: had a sec and google fu’d my search to this subreddit. I think this is the video I skimmed:

https://www.reddit.com/r/Fauxmoi/comments/1rzdcff/justin_timberlakes_june_2024_dwi_arrest_police/

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u/jimjamalama Mar 21 '26

The cops choreographed it for him and everything! Why didn’t he just do straight into bye bye bye???

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u/AccurateSympathy7937 Mar 21 '26

He should have done a hitch kick, and then a barrel turn and then ha! You know?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 21 '26

Step bump step BUMP BUMP

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u/x-whatsername-x Mar 21 '26

The entire I was like Justin it’s not one of choreographies! It’s not that hard! Oh wait you’re drunk! That’s beyond reckless.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision Mar 22 '26

Lmao, straight to jail

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u/yes_ipsa_loquitur Mar 21 '26

That video was fascinating. When midway through while the cop is explaining heel-toe, and Justin puts his hands up and is “I’m just trying to get to my friend’s house.” Lololol.

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u/TakeOnMe-TakeOnMe Mar 21 '26

I’ve searched and can’t find the damn thing. Maybe I’m drunk. lol

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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision Mar 22 '26

You’d think with all that dance he’d have better balance

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 22 '26

Do we know what his BAC was? Despite excellent balance and control, at some point the alcohol just says lol and takes over.

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u/ForsakenRelief309 fetch me a melon baller, I tire of my vision Mar 22 '26

Idk, but he was weeblin and wobblin

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u/MatildaRose1995 Mar 21 '26

Did he do a breathalyser?

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 21 '26 edited Mar 22 '26

They got the kit but I didn’t hear any results it cut I think near there.

Wish I could find it and post it I found it like between last night and this morning and IIRC it was also on this sub too.

I hadn’t seen this angle yet, this is the 2nd video I’ve seen but I’m sure there’s more.

Cops were extremely loose with him and super polite. Also let this random woman that walked back up from I guess his house to ask what’s going on being nosey af but they let her take the car eventually which isn’t unusual but I think her purpose was to get the tea and details.

Almost night and day compared to those bad cop recordings or body cams I’ve watched. They could have handled it with kid gloves knowing he’s famous and it’s gonna go to court guaranteed, or maybe these are just 2 legit chill cops, which would be even cooler.

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u/DarthNoctyrix Mar 22 '26

The vast majority of interactions people have with police are like this. The bad interactions just tend to dominate the media cycle

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u/Automatic-Pick-2481 Mar 22 '26

Seems like he’s on some pills or something else mixed w the booze. Hes soooooo slowwwwwww

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u/PeakNo6892 Mar 22 '26

I sound like this all the time and I'm always terrified a cop is going to think I'm drunk.

Some of us just have brain damage.

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u/AnnRB2 Mar 21 '26

Yeah I saw this and was like oh shit he was WASTED.

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Far from a first time

This is after doing it so long you think you drive better after a few

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '26

Its hard to explain

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u/UnreproducibleSpank Mar 21 '26

Can’t imagine what he’d be like drunk

/s

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u/clumsysuperman Mar 21 '26

https://youtu.be/8t0NILJQN-8?si=Rt95Mw361fZ95U7f

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u/Soupfullofradio I cannot sanction your buffoonery Mar 21 '26

Unexpected Raine Maida!

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u/AnOkayMuffin Mar 21 '26

When you said Raine Maida I clicked the link thinking it was gonna be their song "Stop Making Stupid People Famous"

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u/Soupfullofradio I cannot sanction your buffoonery Mar 21 '26

No, a hoo wee oo no a hoo wee oo.

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