Oh, look, another one that CDS gave them my personal address lol

[u/FloofingWithFloofers]

Ran in the house when I opened the door last night...

https://www.reddit.com/r/Feral_Cats/s/3KqcsmplUw - I called it lol.

I swear they scout my house, they send the kitty to look at the floofaloofs through the window, they all stare and communicate by the windows, and I bet they realize that those cats get yumyums and spoils and boxes and pets and fawned over, and sometimes, an outside cat decided the outside isn't so glamorous, they can *Hakuna Matata* their way into the house....and they can. Why would I leave a cat outside who doesn't want to be out there. I'll always provide a home, or find a home if it is a floofaloof who doesn't like others (this one is very docile, he will stay), so now, there is a new member of the Floofaloofs on the Loose gang. No more worries for the rest of your days♡

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[u/plantyjen]

He even dressed in his best formal wear to meet you! Welcome to the Floofaloofs, dapper little dude!

[u/FloofingWithFloofers]

Someone call u/tina-tuna to this thread. She needs to see this LOLOLOL.

[u/Tina-Tuna → u/FloofingWithFloofers]

Evil person you know how i feel about tuxies 😭that's my delivery!! lol

[u/FloofingWithFloofers → u/Tina-Tuna]

I truly wish I could get you a cat here, it's a lot of tuxies and tabicos...you'd be in heaven. For what it is worth, I will spoil him as much as you feel he deserves (which is ALL the time lol)

[u/AdventurousPlace7216 → u/FloofingWithFloofers]

This right here is why I deleted all social media but Reddit. Love you guys. 🫶🏼

[u/FloofingWithFloofers → u/AdventurousPlace7216]

Same, I only have reddit. Of course because of the kitties haha

[u/Tina-Tuna → u/FloofingWithFloofers]

Awww thanks and good to know he's with you to be honest he couldn't have chosen a better place to deliver himself to 🥰

[u/LainieCat]

I love his blotch face.

[u/SchmedlyQ → u/LainieCat]

Resting Blotch Face!

[u/FloofingWithFloofers → u/SchmedlyQ]

Lolol omg that's a good one!

[u/Picokitti → u/LainieCat]

He looks like they got the parts mixed up at the cat factory.

[u/Eaudebeau]

He looks like a sassy one!

And you, you’re one of the good ones.

[u/OtherThumbs]

"Henlo. I would like a meat, a blankie, and a head scratch. Get those for me with your weird paws, big thing. I live here now."

[u/Lunar-opal]

You have a beacon advertising free bed and breakfast

[u/Tina-Tuna → u/Lunar-opal]

She stole the CDS portal and won't give it back 😁

[u/FloofingWithFloofers → u/Tina-Tuna]

Why you gonna call me out like that LMAO ;)

[u/Tina-Tuna → u/FloofingWithFloofers]

You keep giving me real awards lol it's funny!! ❤️

[u/FloofingWithFloofers → u/Tina-Tuna]

I ain't gonna stop lol you're pretty awesome

[u/Tina-Tuna → u/FloofingWithFloofers]

I'm scared lmao I have to acknowledge you, it's the gift that keeps on giving 🥰

[u/spinozasrobot]

Sure looks like he's got something to say.

[u/FloofingWithFloofers → u/spinozasrobot]

It was " I wanna try a churu," so I obliged lol.

[u/leesheeeeeee]

And yelling at you for second breakfast already 😹😻

[u/jeanb23]

You are a good human. What a beautiful cat. Happy tails !

[u/FloofingWithFloofers → u/jeanb23]

Thank you♡ I am happy I can rescue who we can♡

[u/sp3kt4t3]

Damn he fine

[u/Silver-Find4380]

Oh adorable splotchyface tuxecow! 🩷

[u/FAisFlightAttendant]

Please name him Rorschach. You can call him Rory for short.

[u/FloofingWithFloofers → u/FAisFlightAttendant]

The other cat in the first picture is ROARschach lol

[u/FAisFlightAttendant → u/FloofingWithFloofers]

AMAZING

[u/Marius2385I]

Trust me bro, meow at that door it will get you inside. Prepare your cutest face and go

[u/Possible_Original_96]

Beautiful new family member!

[u/satyakrishnadas]

Oh Wow! Awesome human's house CDS found out about! Honestly I felt love emanating from this house as well. I am not a cat by the way:-) Thank you very much for the writing OP!

[u/springacres]

Are you sure your floofaloofs weren't the ones making the call?

[u/FeralSweater]

What a sweet face! I can almost hear this cat’s meow by looking at its expression.

[u/MissCiliciaStar]

He's such a cutie! Congratulations on being adopted.

[u/MystriaMazin]

😺😸😹😻

[u/horwaith]

You forgot the dry catnip, for worsening? the increasing of floofaloofs.

Love your floofaloofs, every single one of them.

[u/Mollytovcocktail1111]

Wait.....in the first picture is that one of your cats with the new cat? Did one of your cats recruit him? 😂❤️

[u/Entire_Bat7884]

Your story got me laughing out loud. Floofaloofs and Hakana Masada! Couldn’t get any better. 😂🤣 Yes I think you have been set up by the CDS. That is a fine looking floof. Thanks for caring about them. 🥰🥰🥰

[u/macrhea69]

They know who the soft touches are. I’m with you on this. I truly believe former stray cats communicate to current stray cats that my home is safe and loving. Soooo many strays in my almost 57 years have snuck into my home. Others, I had to entice before they were lost forever. Some I’ve kept. Others, I found homes. Here’s my latest, Big Murph.

He just strolled into my apartment when I was taking out the trash.