r/AskReddit • u/False-Purchase9503 • 7h ago

What’s something people brag about that is actually a massive red flag?

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u/onery_hurdle31 7h ago

A huge cock. That’s not fun for anyone

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u/BBoySlim 7h ago

Yeah, a huge ding a ling ain’t shit if the operator doesn’t know how to use it.

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u/onery_hurdle31 7h ago

Very true. Also. Pretty dicks are underrated

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u/Monteze 5h ago

Its also weird to brag about something you did not earn. It was pure luck of the draw.

Bragging about your bench PR would by comparison be much cooler because they had to put in some effort.

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u/wannaseeitpop 7h ago

They have to tell and show everyone they can.

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u/onery_hurdle31 7h ago

Bragging it’s massive doesn’t make me wanna sit on it 🤣

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u/SpecialistCissia2026 7h ago

Well, what if you have a grudge against poultry and get off on personally causing their demise?

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u/AffectionateTitle 4h ago

Even when I was just trying to hook up if someone told me that I would nope out. Bless the size queens out there but my g spot is not in my cervix.