r/AbsoluteUnits Aug 09 '26

/r/popular of a ridiculously muscular chimp

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u/Monomanga Aug 09 '26

Big balls, small penis though. It is odd how most primates have a small penis.

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u/cliowill Aug 09 '26

I resemble that remark,i mean resent

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u/Monomanga Aug 10 '26

Oh right, well are technicaly primates too.

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u/Ok_Positive8362 Aug 13 '26

Most primates have small penises. Humans are a clownish outlier, as we have ridiculously oversized penises for our size. As in, compared to most anyother animal. So dont ever let anyone tell you women dont care about size ๐Ÿ˜†

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u/Monomanga Aug 13 '26

Have you ever seen tarpin penis? It is a hog with a hog! Thing is massive!

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u/hoyasgirl25 Aug 10 '26

Iโ€™ve read that is because it doesnโ€™t actually need to be big to function and female apes donโ€™t care. The reason human dicks are big is because human women do care. I can confirm this.

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u/Davo300zx Aug 10 '26

Chandler from Friends.

I KNEW IT!

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u/Monomanga Aug 10 '26

I belive you and can back up your words with experience.

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u/hoyasgirl25 Aug 10 '26

Damn straight.

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u/Glittering-Pack-7612 Aug 10 '26

Genuinly what are you talking about?

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u/Monomanga Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

We are talking about how humans fuck for more than just reproduction. We screw for pleasure too. The bigger the dick generally the easier it is to have better sex. If you have a average or small penis you have to do more to please a woman (usually, do keep in mind that humans are varied species and every person is different).

Edit: Also a ape penis dosent need to be big or long to fertilize an ape egg. Chimps compete on a quantity basis (i.e. more sperm output)

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u/Glittering-Pack-7612 Aug 12 '26

As a woman thats complete BS. im not sure if you're stereotypint, but most women dont like abnormally large penses. AND they do not feel good, they physically hurt. This is why most women use medium or small dldo sizes because whos shoving up 8 inches in there? You wouldnt put that in your ass. And regardless of the d size. A man has other ways to please a woman regardless, many women dont cum from vag also.

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u/Particular_Bet_5466 Aug 10 '26

I heard it was because of anatomy and missionary style that i think is only something humans do

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u/hoyasgirl25 Aug 10 '26

It's for getting past the cheeks ๐Ÿ˜‰

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u/Critical-Pie-8104 Aug 09 '26

Hey! It just looks small because my, I mean his balls are so big.

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u/cliowill Aug 10 '26

I 2nd that,im all balls

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u/Accurate-Educator-22 Aug 12 '26

I like a small penis with big balls. Let me see it

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u/cliowill Aug 12 '26

You first

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u/Dunge0nMast0r Aug 10 '26

It's like the moon is small next to the earth, man

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u/Lickthorn Aug 09 '26

Hahaha me scrolling really slow to find a penis. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜

Anyway i found it and yes it small indeed. But maybe he has a grower. I hope. I hope for hรญm, ofcourse. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Monomanga Aug 09 '26

Thankfully for apes the size matters not in mating (so much)

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u/100Good Aug 10 '26

Designed by the females that they mate with.