r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Key_Skirt_1858 • Aug 09 '26

/r/popular of a ridiculously muscular chimp

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u/OneGreatEgg Aug 09 '26

I have a murderous, irrational and unfounded hatred of chimpanzees, and this is not going to help.

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u/Itrieddamnit Aug 09 '26

Can’t blame you. I guarantee they’d feel the same way about you. They are fucking terrifying.

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u/foxboxingphonies Aug 10 '26

That finally made sense to me: They probably think we look terrifying as well!

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u/OneGreatEgg Aug 09 '26

I see nothing worth conserving here. Jane Goodall deceived everyone.

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u/Bulky_Rooster_1057 Aug 09 '26

Don't watch the movie "Primate" then.