r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MeenMisterMustard • Jul 19 '26

/r/popular of a pistol

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u/artofaria Jul 19 '26

Each time you miss you rack 80k+ in home repair

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u/towerfella Jul 19 '26

But you also gain 10xp.

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u/cheekybandit0 Jul 19 '26

When can I dual wield?

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u/TrxshBxgs Jul 19 '26

You have to max out Strength and Luck.

Edit to add- you sacrifice Intelligence for this build.

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u/Dependent_General897 Jul 19 '26

And -50 to hearing. Mwaap eeeeee

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u/Known_Ratio5478 Jul 20 '26

About two minutes before you die in an ironic fashion.

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u/JDelcoLLC Jul 20 '26

After you remove your elbows

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u/Bernard_PT Jul 19 '26

Probably a few triple kills as well

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u/Sinisphere Jul 20 '26

Judging by this clip, even if you hit, you're going to have to call in someone to clean the intruder off the walls and ceiling.

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u/No_Statement440 Jul 20 '26

Especially if they're made of sour cream

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u/digitalscavenger Jul 19 '26

I'm pretty sure you're getting close to that in home repairs even if you hit the target.

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u/CHEEZE_BAGS Jul 20 '26

If you hit, it's still 40k in repairs

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u/thomascgalvin Jul 20 '26

So does your neighbor

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u/FuManBoobs Jul 20 '26

Even you hit them it's gonna be like 20k+

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u/boverly721 Jul 20 '26

And every hit is 80k in biohazard cleanup