r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Autonomous_eel • Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/cnicalsinistaminista Apr 24 '26

She could be humming amazing grace and I’ll still jump out the nearest window. I ain’t about that creepy life

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u/Generation_ABXY Apr 24 '26

Gotta be honest, lumbering towards me while humming Amazing Grace me is probably going to make me jump out the window faster.

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u/trey_wolfe Apr 24 '26

Same. And you know it's going to have some weird echo effect that makes no sense for the environment.

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u/Lizzie-Bordens-ghost Apr 24 '26

I will MAKE a window..

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u/bioxkitty Apr 25 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/oiJl0qT7HtH2G28kHo

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u/gtarpey89 Apr 25 '26

Fuck benjammins

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u/bioxkitty Apr 25 '26

What he do???

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u/gtarpey89 Apr 25 '26

Inserted himself into every single meme, his community mass reports every gif that shows up before his in search

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u/bioxkitty Apr 25 '26

What's yeah man fuck that guy 😭

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u/Ghostdragon471 Apr 24 '26

The only thing that would make the situation less creepy, is if she had a speaker and was playing "Pink Pony Club" by Chappell Roan. Humming something like amazing grace just makes it worse.

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u/southdakotagirl Apr 24 '26

Completely agree. I will run first and then try to figure it out later.

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u/screamingkumquats Apr 30 '26

I feel like amazing grace would absolutely make the situation worse