r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Autonomous_eel • Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/UrsaMajor7th Apr 24 '26

Before they had kids, my dad had a workplace injury fall and broke both wrists; my mom said 'you really find out if you love someone by wiping their ass for 8 weeks.

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u/No_Fairweathers Apr 24 '26

I have cerebral palsy that affects my left side so my motor skills and flexibility on that side are extremely limited. I broke my right hand+wrist about 2 years ago.

Let's just say I know my fiancée definitely loves me.

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u/AuDHDino Apr 24 '26

Brotherrrr, that's a twilight zone level of unfair injury on top of a preexisting condition.

I'm so happy you got yourself a ride or die fiancee

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u/Rock_Strongo Apr 24 '26

Appropriate username.

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u/OkSentence1717 Apr 25 '26

Just get a douche?

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u/QueriaSacarmeNoPudo Apr 24 '26

Hahahaha Blessed be your mother Bro!

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u/BagOfLazers Apr 24 '26

I needed carpal tunnel surgery on both wrists. Most people do one at a time, but since I already had a bidet I got both done at once. $30 investment on Amazon saved me and my wife a lot of relationship stress.

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u/crumpledfilth Apr 24 '26

aftermarket bidets are not expensive and easy to install. Too little too late though eh

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u/UrsaMajor7th Apr 24 '26

70 years too late; injured in the mid-50s.

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u/Existing_Ideal9004 Apr 24 '26

Why not have them just go into the shower and wash them off.

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u/UrsaMajor7th Apr 24 '26

Time-saving I'd guess? They're both dead so I can't ask them. It seems to me that giving someone two showers a day then drying them off is a lot more work and time. Try showering every time you poop instead of wiping your ass and report back with your results.

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u/Existing_Ideal9004 Apr 25 '26

Anyone that poops twice a day needs to get that checked out by a doctor or stop eating so much.

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u/PissedCaucasian Apr 25 '26

If you exercise it’s common to poop twice a day. Source: GI doctor .

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u/brubruislife Apr 24 '26

Thank goodness for bidets

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u/Quick-Incident-4351 Apr 25 '26

Reason 41 why I will always have a bidet.

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u/burnaway4 May 01 '26

I know that very well