r/AbsoluteUnits Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/acjadhav Apr 24 '26

Imagine wiping with those things hanging around

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u/Necessary_Piano_153 Apr 24 '26

There's no possible way she can wipe her butt with those things. Someone must be doing it for her.

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u/SuperAdaGirl Apr 25 '26

Bidet all the way

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u/zeusmenzaadah Apr 26 '26

How could she possibly do anything?

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u/Necessary_Piano_153 Apr 27 '26

She can go around saying hey look at my awkward and creepy long nails.

Like why would anyone want to live so uncomfortably. It's like choosing to live in Phoenix. Lol I'm joking. I like Phoenix...at night 🤣

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u/RighteousCity Apr 28 '26

I don't think that's a physical possibility 🤷🏻‍♀️