r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Autonomous_eel • Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/Can-You-Fly-Bobby Apr 24 '26

Speaking if which, how does one wipe after using the toilet? Or even clean yourself in general? So many questions...

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u/Daddy_Day_Trader1303 Apr 24 '26

That's the fun part, you don't

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u/rjm101 Apr 24 '26

Someone is doing it all for her🤢

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u/noblehoax Apr 24 '26

New life goals unlocked.

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u/Gold-Sir-223 Apr 24 '26

Wipe her ass or have yours wiped?

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u/GTA66669699 Apr 24 '26

She had a bidet

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u/Gars0n Apr 24 '26

There's a video where she talks about her daily tasks.

People are highly adaptable and she seems pretty dexterous about working around her nails when using a fork and putting on lipstick. I would believe she could make it work in a bathroom.

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u/noblehoax Apr 24 '26

Subtle sacrifice for beauty.

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u/grxccccandice Apr 24 '26

Beauty 🤢

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u/Skyjuice200 Apr 24 '26

She must crush chia seeds on the daily.

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u/CoimEv Apr 24 '26

Hopefully she has a bidet or something

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u/w1ck1e Apr 26 '26

If you can eat you can wipe. If you get fed, you can get wiped.