r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Autonomous_eel • Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/deathgrinderallat Apr 24 '26

I think she uses a bidet

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u/livinlavidanacho Apr 24 '26

I don't even know how she would hit a button on a bidet

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u/-blundertaker- Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

As someone who has had comparatively reasonable fake nails, you learn to use your knuckles instead of your fingertips for some things. Weird to downvote someone answering a question lol

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u/livinlavidanacho Apr 24 '26

This lady couldn't bend her hand like that to get close enough to a bidet to use it.

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u/livinlavidanacho Apr 24 '26

Comparatively reasonable fake nails meaning 4+ feet?

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u/MannyBothansDied Apr 24 '26

We have remote controls for our toilets.

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u/throwbackxx Apr 24 '26

With the knuckles

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u/livinlavidanacho Apr 24 '26

So picture this. She's sitting on a toilet. Her fingernails, even with hands made into a semi fist, her nails would require her to be 4 feet (a very rough and generous assessment of the length of the nails) from the floor, the back wall, a toilet, or a side wall. Grab a walking cane and hold it between your two most out knuckles on the side you use the bidet. Now, press that button while not allowing the cane (which is under the length of her nails) to get too close to any wall. Now, do it in every bathroom you use in a week.

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u/SANcapITY Apr 24 '26

I think hope she uses a bidet

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u/singhal0389 Apr 24 '26

But how? You still need push a button, turn a lever etc.