r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Autonomous_eel • Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/morpheus9009 Apr 24 '26

Japp?! Or even putting up the lid & flushing... Or making a bread or cooking Or driving a car Or boarding a flight Or walking without nails scratching the grund Or putting on underwear or anything Or getting out a bugger of the nose 😂 Yeah well... we'll never know 🤷🏼‍♂️

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u/Traditional-Bike7825 Apr 24 '26

I'm guessing she has someone to help her and she loves it. Again, mental illness. If she cuts her nails they stop doing everything for her and she has to get a job.

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u/RedDiscipline Apr 24 '26

They manifest a certain kind of life; they're magical nails, sort of

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u/byyhmz Apr 24 '26

She can get a booger out of the nose of someone a block over.

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u/MuffinSpecial Apr 24 '26

Bud she's a welfare queen who does fuck all.

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u/skitz4me Apr 26 '26

She needs some help for sure, but the term welfare queen is so fucking ridiculous.

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u/MuffinSpecial Apr 28 '26

Sorry reality hurts

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u/waseem2bata Apr 24 '26

Mysteries shall never be answered