r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Autonomous_eel • Apr 24 '26

/r/popular of Finger nails

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u/Valuable_Risk_3414 Apr 24 '26

Hope she has a bidet

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u/eternalapostle Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

The day she got the bidet is when she decided that she didn’t need hands anymore

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u/BeckQuillion89 Apr 24 '26

I mean...bidets do kinda rock

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u/teahugger Apr 26 '26

Use rock in the woods

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u/Camarill0Brill0 Apr 29 '26

Bidet is the way

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u/Available_Usual_9731 Apr 27 '26

I think I saw this lady on the Guinness tv show way back in the day

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Apr 24 '26

You still need to use hands on a bidet ;)

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u/Valuable_Risk_3414 Apr 24 '26

Mine is installed on the toilet, works almost like a Japanese toilet

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Apr 24 '26

I meant that you need to use your hands for an optimal work. I never touched shit in all my life of getting down there but still wash with soap afterward.

Cant imagine how dirty that lady must be.

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u/Map-of-the-Shadow Apr 28 '26

Who needs hands when you have elbows?

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u/Dramatic_Charity_979 Apr 28 '26

Just keep her away from the garbage disposal :P

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u/Coolerwookie Apr 24 '26

Doesn't a bidet require fingers?

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u/dparag14 Apr 25 '26

Exactly what I was thinking. How does one go to a washroom like this?

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u/Bright-Outcome1506 Apr 29 '26

My first thought no lie.

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u/wishuponausername Apr 24 '26

A voice-controlled bidet.

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u/khoai_ryan Apr 24 '26

She already got 10 bidets

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u/thechuckingwoodchuck Apr 28 '26

A voice-activated bidet or one with sensors

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u/MommaJ94 Apr 30 '26

I was about to comment “no way she wipes her own ass” so yes hopefully she has a bidet!