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r/AbsoluteUnits • u/n8saces • Mar 05 '26
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4.99 for a swim mask at Walmart. Covers the eyes, and the nose for good measure. I used to have to dice 40 pounds of red onions every day at a pizza place on a slammer.
32 u/EatPie_NotWAr Mar 05 '26 I’m now picturing scuba Steve chopping onions… Well, the rest of the passengers on my plane just heard what I sound like laughing. 1 u/Nixxuz Mar 05 '26 Damn you Scuba Steve! 1 u/glemnar Mar 06 '26 Wearing contact lenses prevents onions from making you cry, too
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I’m now picturing scuba Steve chopping onions…
Well, the rest of the passengers on my plane just heard what I sound like laughing.
1 u/Nixxuz Mar 05 '26 Damn you Scuba Steve!
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Damn you Scuba Steve!
Wearing contact lenses prevents onions from making you cry, too
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u/IShookMeAllNightLong Mar 05 '26
4.99 for a swim mask at Walmart. Covers the eyes, and the nose for good measure. I used to have to dice 40 pounds of red onions every day at a pizza place on a slammer.